AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Lolita wrote:will you grow a little bigger. just a little bigger. THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING.

twss

drugs are awesome

hahaha

i like your burly man-tiger arms

we keep each other warm by getting married

nice now we can be as miserable as straight people

oh wait in canada we already get that nvm

Chopstix wrote:I need to pass out on something, STAT

hi there

man wiping in an instance really sucks

WHY IS MY POOP GREEN also oh shit oh shit i masturbated and cleaned it up with a kleenex then put it in the toilet and showered and forgot to flush it and then i heard my mom use the washroom WHY AM I SO CARELESS oh well i guess this isn't the first time something like this has happened, i used to m...

Tabarnaco wrote:When my back hurts I take a bath and then I go to sleep (or at least lie down for a while).
It feels so good, I wish my back would hurt right now.

i haven't taken a bath in years

i kind of want to but not tonight

Trygve wrote:I think most schools in Norvay lack discipline. I vouldn't mind the uniform.

heh

now i know what trygve's fetish is

my back hurts :c

i read that as "unicorns are horrible"

i have a wireless network in my mom's house!

it took like 10 minutes to set up i was hoping it would be more of a challenge but w/e i'm not complaining (am i?)

jesus i had a bunch of gross chinese food and doritos for dinner and it made me so sleepy auuugh why did i eat that

Mr. Mander wrote:I can use a pogo stick with no hands, Reubo.

It's a shame that opportunity is wasted on me.

smoke weed, use pogo stick, jack off

perfectly safe