AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ugh I need to get in shape. I only weigh 155 or so which isn't that bad considering I'm 6' 1". I just have no tone or anything and I eat all the daisies time. I feel really awkward going to the gym though, all these hot men pumping iron hhhhnngh you sound like a skinny weak person to me 9u9 i'm 135...

my teeth are straight enough to not need braces

my major problem is



if you look closely, you can see that my two front teeth have white stains on them so you can see how yellow the rest of my teeth look

my canines also have smaller stains on them

i suck

WouldYouKindly wrote:silly Americans
chasing the American Dream doesnt count as exercise

i lost

i read that statistically, british people have the best teeth

but it's judged by amount of cavities and stuff, not by how straight they are

still

man i feel like my house is small compared to you guys

when i went on google streetview my the view of my house was blocked by trees

but here we are anyways



my house is on the left, and that's about what an average house in my neighborhood looks like

Head of The Brothel wrote:MY HOUSE HAS ONE HUNDRED BAFFROOMS

DON'T YOU MEAN YOUR PARENTS HOUSE

AND DON'T YOU MEAN TWO BAFROOMS

auuuggggghhhhh

i only got halfway through Clannad

because i have a terrible attention span when it comes to anime

i watch a bunch of anime at once then burn out and then never go back to watching it

like code geass, i only got to like episode 10 of season two then i just forgot to find the time to watch it

Tabarnaco wrote:Let's boycott the English language. Everyone stop speaking English right now.

aiyah

ham sup gwei lo

wait no i can see this turning into another google translate thing we've done that like 3 times already

que

ur just jealous because ur knowledge is inferior to mine

Sloth wrote:the difference between your and you're.

both of those are wrong

so very wrong

the proper form is "ur"

yeah i'd probably be put in there too

but whyyy, i don't even have a fursona that isn't a joke

Decker wrote:Being hit on and !'d at

GURL

UNLESS YOU BE MAKIN' ME A ! SANDWICH YOU BEST BE GETTIN' BACK IN THE KITCHEN

YOU HEAR

Decker wrote:Because I'm playing the female trainer, he'd warp me back to the kitchen

PFFFFFFFT >u<

what the fuck are you doing out of the kitchen in the first place