AWKWARD ZOMBIE

skeet pilgrim vs. your face

cumming to theaters this august

someone at my school wants me to join the wrestling team

i just told him "if i wanted to roll around on the floor in the arms of another man i'd do it in a hotel room"

i came to see what all the fuss was about

I have no idea what anyone wants this is why i hate gift-giving so much if i know exactly what someone wants and what would be completely great for them, i'll get so excited and go and buy it for them and i'll feel so awesome when they open it and they're like THIS IS AWESOME but i rarely know what...

yes

i have a friend like that, i'll be telling her about something and then one of her other friends will walk by and say hi to her and then she'll suddenly turn to them and start a conversation

yo reubo

suck my dick

thanks

i love people who post drunk so much

all the time

thanks for the advice, i'm applying for a job as a bukakke porn star and i want to make a splash at the interview

casually crams celery into his mouth

WELP now im worried sick

i hate glee with every fibre of my being my school has a choir teacher who i think is trying to trick students into joining his class by giving them the impression that being in choir will make their lives more like glee jokes on them high school is always boring no matter what i've only seen one e...

the postal service's version is the original

i really like the district sleeps alone tonight c: