AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'M A upstanding member of society disappoint my parents disappoint my parents disappoint my parents MURR

INSTANT LAUGHS

i'd really suck at killing gazelles :I

and nobody would get in the car when they saw me

worst lion ever

i like it :D

oh man you have no idea

just ate pork ribs for dinner

so full =w=

I'M PRETTY AM HUNGER ALSO TOO

WHERE IS MY 1 000 000 DINNER

hey pussies guess what i just did today

i climbed a goddamn mountain

what did you faggots do today?

NEVER MIND, ACTUALLY I DON'T CARE BECAUSE IT WAS PROBABLY SUPER GAY AND NOT AS AWESOME AS WHAT I DID

crying babies is even worse

if anyone wants to piss off me and dei at the same time they can set their ringtone to a baby crying

i hate it when my cell phone rings and then i scramble around the room to answer it and by the time i find it it's like "1 missed call ololololo i trol u"

Deiphobus wrote:

Bacon wrote: what the fuck is a ratalion

i imagined a cross between a rattata and a lion

that lying bitch said she was on the pill

oh yeah i saw that too

i agree, he's a lot worse live only his recorded stuff is




i want to say "good" but you know what i mean :T

and no one cares

if there is a hell

i'll see you there

He's not bad but he can't perform live because of the autotune and he'll die out faster than Hannah Montana. It's a teen fad. The next one will come along and wipe him off completely, then another one will get rid of that one. yeah he gets a lot more hate than he deserves though. a bunch of people ...

draw a butt

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also i have the blurred vision and impaired decision making