AWKWARD ZOMBIE

so i just discovered, at 11:30 PM, that each member of our science experiment group has to write their own lab. meaning that we can't all write one lab and hand it in

and since we did two experiments at the same time, it means that i have to write two labs

fml

Chopstix wrote:

Bacon wrote:fisting makes me cringe. things aren't meant to stretch like that.

my thoughts exactly, also penises over eight inches kinda scare me.

oh so that explains why you ran away last night

i can't imagine what the B button would be...

i

love

this

thread

game over

no but but

it actually controls the game

;_;

i remember hearing about an accessory for the atari 2600 where you can use your dick as the joystick, and stroking it is equivalent to pressing the A button

i kind of really really want to try it

i think cosmo is just trolling us

no

ugh

just

WOMEN

PLEASE BE VERY CAREFUL WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BALLS

OKAY

Miss StarSeed wrote:keDOLLARSIGNha - TiK ToK

uggghhhh i hate stupid as shit songs that are way too catchy

hey hey star

i read in cracked that cosmo advised women to nibble on men's balls?

woman hint: never ever put your teeth near anybody's balls, ever

you have no idea

no

idea

see, men understand the pain


........holy jesus i missed this thread ;_;

nnnneeeehhh

why does the only form of penetration available to me have to hurt :S

some people talk about it like it's no big deal but others are like "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE TO LUBE AND STRETCH AND BE GENTLE AND CLEAN YOURSELF OUT AAAAAAAAAA OTHERWISE IT WILL HURT AND YOU WILL BLEED"

so i think it's an average of the two

Badfish wrote:I can't imagine man on man sex would be very enjoyable penetration wise,

me neither

i'm gay and i think buttsex sounds terrifying

shup :c

it's waaay better than my current desktop PC which already does a fine job of meeting my needs (for the most part, some things still screw up and crash)