AWKWARD ZOMBIE

this is an awesome idea

i just need to go to the pet store and get one

BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE REAL MEN GET THEIR COLLARS, NOT FROM THAT PUSSY booty BDSM STORE OR WHATEVER

taking a poop in a school washroom feels terrible and disgusting

i hate it

>:o

oh

no

you

di'nt

i kind of want to get a collar but then i'd look like an super faggot :S

Decker wrote:Swelling implies that it gets bigger. :X

i'm assuming that the flesh around it swells so that the actual hole becomes smaller

um

Bacon i really like your hair and your collar is cute ;w;

my mom just asked me to go out and buy her "awesome flavored" ice cream

WHAT DO I DO

graaaggghhh

FA won't let me sign up for an account

and the thing is i already have an account but it's with a username i hate and i PMed an admin to change it but nope

no reply yet

today, my poop smeared the inside of the toilet as i flushed it

and that's the story of how i ate darkin

he tasted awful

epona

i love those boots so much

what size are they

AngusMcLeod wrote:Indeed, spoilers are here for a reason.

Like preventing people from thinking about putting toothpicks between their toenails and kick the nearest wall as hard as possible.

f


fffffuck you

ughhhhhhhhh i feel like shit right now

my body has so much energy, but my mind is still in the really lazy mindset that doesn't want to do anything at ALL

also i'm really hungry

but yeah what i'm doing pretty much is twitching anddddd not much else

Verom wrote:Be that as it may, I'd shit myself if that thing was within my sights

at least you'd have plenty of fibre