AWKWARD ZOMBIE

my mom's computer used to have this honkin fat booty monitor that i'd slap whenever i got angry at the computer to relieve stress

but now we have a delicate flat panel LCD monitor so i have nothing to hit when my mom's computer begins to fail at completing basic tasks such as web browsing

THEY CURED A VIRUS?

OH MY GOD NOW I MIGHT NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIV, THEY BETTER GET TO WORK ON CURING THAT SHIT SOON 8D

oh my god guys

i have CAKE

also my mom just gave me an entire bowl of pennies that i could keep provided i roll them myself. i'm gonna be so rich $w$

i think we should just all not tell them how to actually get to facebook and maybe they'll stop using the internet

Johnny Cash - Hurt One of the few times I can say I actually prefer a cover, however I still love NIN's original and it's a close race. It annoys me how people automatically assume NIN's version was the cover, though. This Although I'm not overly fond of the NIN version, it irks me to no end when p...

i hate it when my friend IM's me on facebook but i have it open in a different tab and it doesn't notify me

and then i go to reply to them and apologize for replying late but they're offline :C

BANANA wrote:

banana

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I FART

ALSO WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU DREW A PICTURE OF ME I MADE THAT FACE IT WAS LIKE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR I SWEAR 8D

oh man i have a jizz story and a poop story rolled into one so i took a massive dump, clogged the toilet without realizing it, went off to fap, put the kleenex in the toilet and flushed it and ops toilet is clogged so normally i'd just leave it as is and let my mom deal with it when she got home but...

this is from like, december. my friend just uploaded it off his DSI

eeew i hate how my glasses make my already gargantuan nose stand out more than it has to

Escargotage wrote:

Reubo wrote:macro fetish

:3c

WAIT ARE YOU GETTING AROUSED BY MY RAMPAGE

CUT THAT OUT OR I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STEP ON YOU

macro fetish

today, i was talking with my friends about all the times our parents swore at us and i wondered out loud what my mom would say if i called her "nigga" but instead of saying "i wonder what would happen if i called my mom 'nigga'" i said "i wonder what would happen if i called my nigga-" and then that...

i was going to make a post about how i'm the world's biggest procrastinator and then i imagined myself as 50 feet tall and telling everyone that i was going to rampage through the city tomorrow