AWKWARD ZOMBIE

He sits on his couch and stares at the wall. The floor is covered in blood, and the police are trying to break the door down. People are screaming all around, sirens are wailing in the distance, but all Merlin can hear is the ocean wind, and all he can see is his lighthouse of solitude. I'm coming, ...

"Well," Irmgard said, "I won't say anything more. But if we turn this down, I don't think we'll find any other human being who'll take us in and help us. Mr. Isidore is -" She searched for the word. "Special," Pris said.

I feel like an asshole because I realized recently that the only reason I ever talked to that person at all is because I wanted someone to talk to about my ideas. That backfired and I ended up with someone who only talked about himself. Now, almost a year later, I finally come to understand what an...

PEOPLE GET CLOSE BUT THEN THEY JUST WANT TO USE ME FOR MY BALLS I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS

Mr. Mander wrote:Well, glad that useless relationship is over.

Now I can find someone interesting instead of a vapid old acquaintance with no opinions of his own.

Mmm, yes, vapid and banal, old bean.

[Insert Fail] wrote:"He put a gun in his mouth and blew his head off in Philadelphia in 1932. What kind of way is that for a god to die?" - American Gods

Gaiman ftl.

Merlin wrote:lol is that the Count of Monte Cristo

GET OUT OF MY HEAD HNNNNNGGGGG

"Philosophy, Monsieur Bertuccio," interrupted the count; "you have done a little of everything in your life."

OH GOD I'M SO ALONE

Make a little paper man, and a little paper house for him to live in. Then he'll need little paper tears because YOU CAN'T MAKE PAPER LOVE FOR HIM

Make a paper plane out of every single page of the extra one.

What have you guys done.

Move the camera lower.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:Isn't that American Psycho?

I only saw a bit of it and was all

Watch the rest, oh man.

Best movie, or best movie?