AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Merlin wrote:"Wouldn't it be, like, cool to live in a post-apocalyptic world? And, like, walk around and scavenge. So cool."

NOW'S WHEN YOU START PLAYING LOUD SHITTY MUSIC ON YOUR PHONE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS YEAH?

Douches keep talking about the apocalypse, and their plans to survive the aftermath. IT'S AN APOCALYPSE. THE WORD IMPLIES THAT YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.

Merlin wrote:The sound of Spoony crying wakes me up.

MAYBE IF YOU'D JUST HOLD ME LIKE YOU USED TO MERLIN

My concession card expires two days before uni starts up again. To get a new card, I need to get some shit signed by student services, who won't be there until uni has already started. WHY CAN'T THE CAR JUST LAST A FEW DAYS LONGER, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND EXTRA cheddar ON TRAIN TICKETS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Man, I just ordered pizza off the internet for the first time. A mate ordered the cheese supreme. It came with no cheese.

Alexandy13 wrote:...Newgrounds...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bacon wrote:Merlin goes to bed at the wierdest hours.

Probably my fault. I KEEP WAKING HIM FOR SEX.

Whoah man spiders scare the fuck out of me. I live in rural-esque Australia ('bout an hour from "le city"), so everybody else is all like "I EAT SPIDERS FOR BREAKFAST" while I'm all "HOLYSHITDICKBALLS THAT ONE'S LIKE TWO FEET BIG IT'S GOING TO EAT MY WHOLE FAMILY"

Merlin wrote:I have always wanted that to happen to me Spoony.

You've always wanted a well-dressed midget to tell you stories?

One thing to note, nowadays, it's hard borderline impossible to be original, due to how much stuff has been made, everything has probably been done at least twice, by various people in the past, known well or not. So, hypothetically, you could say "Nothings original, screw it". Postmodernism is a v...

Alright, so, today was apparently the anniversary of when the restaurant I work at open. The boss decided that it'd be fun if they dressed the place up in banners and everybody wore birthday hats. I told her she's not paying me enough to wear a "funny hat", so at least I avoided that problem. Anyway...

Game Angel wrote:Aaaa I went to Wawa to get some nasal spray, and my thighs are all red from the cold.

Pics.

MAN Playing Mass Effect 2 and every time I walk past the wranger receptionist chick she raises her eyebrows and says "You have unread messages, Commander. " AND I KEEP ON EXCPETING SAID MESSAGES TO BE NUDE PHOTOS FROM HER BECAUSE SHE KEEPS ACTING SO SLUTTY AND THEY NEVER ARE AND NOW I'M INCREDIBLY D...

IndigoCrystal wrote:BONGO PHONE

PICTURES FROM FOUR YEARS AGO







HILARIOUS