AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Did a drinking game with deadly premonitions a while back

think it was every time york started profiling? I don't remember a whole lot

nobody won

sometimes we take turns washing each others hair

There are the ear candles, too, I get them done every now and again. Helps with the tinnitus.

does this mean merlin is making his glorious return as well

it's all I have left to live for

one time on the train a girl fell asleep on my arm

that counts doesn't it

do we need gloves big bro

I don't know how dirty we're going to get

cafall bro my shower gets cleaned twice a day

maybe you could come over and we could discuss bathroom hygiene techinques

AngelicSongx wrote:Whenever I talk to Le Great Handsome Oppressor I get really shy and nervous. It's like being around a cool principal.

dear diary

today I tugged on the Great Handsome Oppressor man's hair in math class

I wonder if he likes me back

high as fuck

brewing with auntie riku

too old to be cool on the internet

Vax wrote:Clearly you are my soulmate

Watching the Paranormal Activity one a second time because it's my favorite next to jack and jill

Man I really fuckin love the troll 2 video

it isn't the funniest, but it just makes me smile every time

Dire wrote:Wow. I wonder if that's similar to the catholic technique.

Well now I'm curious about the size of your feet.

Disappointingly, I only wear a nine and a half.

Although the guy's back in rome now, and he says if I'm ever around he wants to show me his pro technique of pickin up chicks, so uh, hmm

Well yeah, but I mean, when you meet a complete stranger at a stupa, who used to be a monk, and he asks for specific dimensions of your bits, wagglin his eyebrows around, gesturin with his hands

unexpected may be the word