AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's funny because there are at least 3 grammatical errors in that demotivational.

Keep an eye on your parked vehicle.

SaintCrazy wrote:Although I think there are some that glide on web-parachutes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_%28spider%29

Spiders!
:3

YOU DISHONOUR YOUR CREED.
MOST DISHONOURABLE PLAYER.

For me, bad doughnuts are ones that have been left out for too long.

Proof of Purchase master race.

I take it you don't live in Canada then.
If you did, there'd be a Tim Hortons every 10 feet.

Shopping at comic book store for my brother's Christmas gift.

Let's see... a nice-looking manga with possibly decent story to catch his interest for a good long time
or
life-size inflatable Portal Turret.

hmmmmm.....

Chloemew wrote:

This as avatar go.

Don't Google it people for the love of god.

Fauche wrote:Nothing Salad

Fauche wins.

Starfleet to White Cinnamon Bun.
Come in, White Cinnamon Bun.

I was more put off by the fact that you had to max out your affection for a girl to woo her. And it stayed maxed out, unless you were a dick frequently. So basically, after you married a girl, there was no logical reason to keep spending time and presents on her. And that's terrible. (I still did t...