AWKWARD ZOMBIE

that is why I have never and will never post to forkchan

BurntToShreds wrote:I just got finished eating this awesome sandwich I bought. It was so awesome, and so filling.

Vhat eez that, sandvich? Keel zem all? GOOD IDEA!

You guys need to work out more.

IT'S FUCKING COLD.

Chloe, your name for your robot lizard is creepily close to my last name, Leone.

Dear Battlemaster00,
Don't stop studying in college. It will fuck over the rest of your life. Tell that girl from the internet how you feel. Nothing is worse than forever alone.
Your future self,
Stranaton

P.S. grandma knows.

I'm hoping Kim Jung Un will end up being a cool bro. Or at least a crazy eccentric ruler like a Saudi prince.

I pressed random keys on the keyboard until somthing coherent appeared.

I voterated.

the UN will send an angry letter.

I'll take ten.

yup.

yuuuup.

yuuuuuuup.

nope.

Kaiser Obama.

I just saw the socket there with no lightbulb
and I thought "hey, my finger could fit there"
and lo and behold, it did.

I stuck my finger in a lightbulb socket.
never have I felt such pain.