AWKWARD ZOMBIE

:shakefist: As the smoke plume clears, I can't believe it. The hill is inctact. It's as if some unnatural godlike force changed the rules :colbert: of physics. I didn't want to use this, but I have no choice. I hop in my damaged shuttle pod and head to orbital craft VI at Legrange 3. SEVERAL WEEKS L...

this is what happens when I blow up the hill.

Meanwhile at the edge of Lagrange 4, a solar powered capacitor has been charging for a decade. Seeing this as the right time to strike, I fire the retro rockets and rotate to face earth at the designated coordinates. The ionizer is reaching critical mass. I place my hand on the trigger. 85 percent c...

I'm a cow, quack!

Goose.

aflack.

patching now and then gonna start playing.

wait, so the royal family is royal because of about 14 billion dollars a year?
and people wonder why americans worship corporations like gods.

I looked at my posts.
I post the same way I've always had

Honey Stran don't care.

I want a fursona, just to know what I'd look like.

I think everyone "flirts" with someone they find moderately attractive. Acting really upbeat, giggling, blushing, etc - what was said earlier. When I flirt with someone I genuinely like, past the initial attraction, I don't know if my mannerisms differ when interacting with them but I will certainl...

>tumblr with music
LOL NOPE
reminds me of the war ("the war" is MySpace)

saved up 3000 dollars
POOF
no cheddar
thanks education system

Sandwich
that was spain