AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm so alone.
The only girl that ever liked me I didn't share the feeling with her.
And people keep telling me that I can find someone, but I never have time with work and school. I don't even see my friends anymore.
How will I find someone if I don't even see humans outside of work?

No. When you retire it's Social Security, which is pathetic. When unemployed it's a certain percentage of what you made at your last job for a set amount of time. They're different systems. Social security allows people to boost their pay by working insane hours for the last 2 years (an extremely c...

People are so healthy now that welfare loses more cheddar than is put in. I uh, don't understand this line at all. Shouldn't it be the other way around? healthy as in they don't die, not as in they are work capable. (not saying that's bad, but it hurts the program under it's current structure) infl...

The reason why welfare sucks is because the system was flawed in design People are so healthy now that welfare loses more cheddar than is put in. not to mention it doesn't account for inflation and on top of that welfare cheddar is given other government programs. as it stands now, most of our paren...

Bacon wrote:That is an incredibly small percentage, actually. In 2002 only 1.9% of unemployment insurance recipients commited fraud. And while that does not cover all forms of welfare, in general welfare abuse is really low. It is mostly working people attempting to scrape by.

only 1.9% were caught/convicted

Alex wrote:Earlier today I pulled out a candy heart that said "Good-Bye" on it and it made me feel a little sad

I think it was a note from your assassin

to only better the middle class... isn't that what communism tried to do?
...isn't that a Republican's sworn enemy?

Well, I can say I'm not voting for my party this year then.

but... this topic implies that negative posts are just as relevant here.
wouldn't that overlap too much with the minties thread?

why did the thread title change?

you don't know how large a PT Cruiser is? Do they not sell them in Canada?

Shazza, y u so ricer?

Runes, I envy you for one reason:
your state dosen't require front lisence plates

the only thing you need is to pass the IT certification tests.
I work for my dad every once in a while, so I took a couple.
(also the Microsoft test is lame, you just pay them and they practically hand it to you)
But maybe I'm just a nerd who knows far too much about computers.

Madican wrote:the degree is still required to even be considered for the position.

aha no
my dad has no such degree, and neither do any of his partners or staff.
In fact, my dad only hires people who lack degrees, so he dosen't have to worry about overqualified people.