AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Of course I didn't loot all my clones. That would be blatantly cheating.


I did sell all the expensive daggers from those dead conjurers/apprentices, though, as well as a lot of stuff that I looted off necromancers.

So, don't worry, I'm rich enough.

Well, if you sold your PS3, then you don't really have any choice but the Wii.

It isn't like there are any options other than a 360, which is too similar to a PS3 to justify selling one for it.

http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af247/The_Zink2/MOAR/Oblivion2010-07-0318-07-28-99.jpg Well, that clears up the Arcane University. But wait! I can't stop now! What if the town-based guild halls start requesting things from me!? No, the only way to truly guarantee that I will never have to truly...

Setting up the next update.

Woo.

Edit: And by "setting up" I mean "making sure it isn't on the same page as the last one".

Personally, I think that, due to all the prejudices and taboos regarding homosexuality in out culture as well as numerous other things along those lines, it would be nearly impossible to tell which one is more effective at this point in time. To be honest I think it really just depends on the parents.

Oh excuse me I asked a question. I should have just continued on pretending I knew what I was talking about and therefore embarrassing myself more in the long run. Clearly I should have somehow magically figured out what exactly a "platform" is by thinking about it, or just continued making assumpti...

I don't really understand how this "platform" thing works, anyway. I'm assuming that means that these laws haven't been passed yet? Who's voting on them, anyway?

I'd look up what "platform" means but that word has a billion definitions so I still wouldn't be able to figure out what it was.

Interviews?

Well, as much as I hate bandwagons, I feel as though I should volunteer.

SO I WILL.

If you have enough time, then yeah, I'll be interviewed.

The logical next step for them would be to re-segregate black people and white people and take away the right to vote from women. It seems to be the direction they're heading, after all. Edit: ALSO, if this platform also outlaws "sexually orientated business", does that mean it would be illegal to s...

Well, uh, I probably won't be watching any fireworks.

...Or doing anything special.




...I have to mow the lawn today. I guess that counts?

Other than that, it's just gonna be a normal day. Geez, when did my life get so boring.

I've come to the conclusion that Texas is bodaciously going back in time. That's the only way they could be heading backwards like this so much.


It will only be a matter of time before horse-drawn carriages become the primary form of transportation there.

Ame no Akai wrote:Charlie Manhuge's Golden Saint.

Sounds like a porn movie.

Dammit, why do you sound like a porn star.

Because unintentional innuendo that's why.

If I could start over again Charlie's last name would definitely be different.

Master War wrote:You didnt get a apprentince to follow you?

...I can do that?

It's like watching a bunch of people pretend to be funny.


And fail miserably.




Although I suppose I have to thank to the Candlejack meme for helping me find out about Freakazoid in general. But that's the only good thing to ever come of it.

EVER

Well, okay. I'll start working on it.






...As soon as I can find it.