AWKWARD ZOMBIE

DID SOMEONE ORDER FILLER

OH WAIT IT WAS ME

I ORDERED FILLER

She only uses them in bunches of three. (or... bunches of one, I guess. Depends how you look at it. Let's just go with "never more than three dots at a time).

That doesn't count.

NOPE

I liked the way he laid it down to her that he was gay. Instead of considering her feelings that he wasn't interesting in dating, he blurts, " I'M GAY ", laughs hysterically and continues to impress her with his badass by extending his arm to an insane degree to lean all cool-like on a tree. Also c...

Wait you can DELETE threads?

Excuse me I have to go backup every single Oblivion LP update that I haven't backed up already.

Malum wrote:wait, is there more?

Much more.

As I said at the end of the post, this is only the beginning.

That was chapter one. There's five chapters and an epilogue.

Brace yourselves.

Wait for the inevitable tragedy that will strike your pop flyin' little village and force you to go on a big old adventure.


That is how these sort of things work. It is a law of both nature and physics.

I didn't read everything, but you're kind of nitpicking with the criticism, who cares if the narrator mentions that it's in the suburbs? It may be unnecessary, but it adds some context to the story, for instance. Not everything has to be horrible about this. Otherwise, from what I read so far, it's...

Everyone wants to believe that Brendan's hair is white, though.

And that is good enough.

I wonder, is this trailer real? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1ACLrg If so, I'm definitely going to see it. Let's see... Mostly parodying one movie but makes fun of other pop culture stuff as well and makes obvious and lackluster jokes... FUCK THEY'RE BACK. You'd think they'd stop after Meet ...

The thing about this book is that it does deal with some serious issues.

So I'm probably gonna look like an asshole a few times as I make fun of it.


OH

WELL!

In memory of Bubba, eviscerated by laser beams well before his time

Whenever the hell Bubba was born - 2006


"No son of his would be a faggot"

(Here are the links to the other updates. Update 1: This is update 1, Dorkington! Update 2: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=380637#p380637 Update 3: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=381379#p381379 Update 4: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=39205...

I am.


Simon is awesome and anyone who says otherwise can be scientifically proven wrong.

The only way it could be better if it was Richter instead of Simon.

You are just stating the obvious in your commentary. Try to avoid that. Be clever and witty. Give people a reason to read your LP rather than just play the game itself.