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Then you can be a gentleman and treat her with respect. I've always been curious as to what people mean by this. Is it "respect" as in treat them as though they were the traditional female role, and you're the perfect gentlemen (holding doors for them, paying for all of the dates, threatening to fi...

I tell most of my friends about any early morning shenanigans I might have to deal with, so they all know not to expect anything of my on Sunday/Tuesday/Thursday nights. You could always say that you can't help with something because you have to wake up fuck early the next day.

Seriously? God, for a forum full of well-rounded, decent individuals, you seem to dislike a lot of things I find good.

I would love to, but I'm saving that option for when the guy at the Verizon store tells me he can't replace it. Then I'll know I can do so with little repercussions. Plus, using it to put a hole in their window would send a nice message. It's an LG Cosmos 2. Does ANYONE know the little button combin...

During some random point in my afternoon, my phone decided it was going to turn off and then just loop the little "Verizon" logo. Now it'll just sit there and cycle between being off, and showing the Verizon logo without me doing anything, and refusing to do anything else when I try to do anything t...

Lance Armstrong was on the moon landing, idiots. Jeez it's like I have to force-feed you everything. No, he got stripped of that title because he failed a drug test. I'm perfectly aware you could be kidding with that, but what value would that have? Would doing drugs actually be able to reverse tim...

Need Runes4 wrote:When people call the united states one of , "the colonies"

People died to tell the world that we were independent.

People seriously do that?

What point is there to establish borders if people are just going to be dicks about it?

Nachalnik wrote:neil armstrong died

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Armstrong

I'm a little annoyed at the fact that I didn't believe you, and had to remind myself that he was an old fucker.

You see what you did internet?! You see what you did?!

The thing that disappoints me about the Judge Dredd movie is that it has nothing to do with the plot of the original. If you're going to call it a remake, preserve the original plot. If you're not going to preserve the plot, call it a sequel.

God daisies.

Dude...

Just like, fucken...

"Ayo, can I get yo' numbuh?!"

Bam! Number city, Population: You.

You know what was funny? The pillar scene.

I like to imagine that the popularity and respect that those guys feel they have is just in their head. Most of my gaming news comes from internet forums, the clerk at Gamestop and, on rare occasions, gaming Magazines. None of them will go on tangents over something just because it's perceived as "c...

I remember stressing out over my driving exam. The written bit was definitely the most stressful (probably because I had asstons of practice from driving with my parents prior to the "real" one). When you guys do get it, though, you'll be so excited to just drive around. And then 6 months later you'...

I'm good for Anatomy/Physiology, PHYSICS, and German, though I'm guessing there are those better qualified to help you on that last one. Depending on what PHYSICS it is I may have to say the same thing, though with an A and a B+ in the last (only) two college level PHYSICS classes I'm good for it. I...