AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So is, like, someone gonna, like, start up a new game or, like, something?

Dude no one can tell you how to girl. Treating someone with respect is not going to make you not single. You should treat everyone with respect whether you're romantically interested or not, so it's not something special really. Is it too vague to just be yourself and treat a person how they would ...

WELP!

Did my part.

Then you can be a gentleman and treat her with respect. I've always been curious as to what people mean by this. Is it "respect" as in treat them as though they were the traditional female role, and you're the perfect gentlemen (holding doors for them, paying for all of the dates, threatening to fi...

(though Mafia originally was going to kill Saint, their Kevin Bacon)

Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute...

...I had a celebrity within a 50 foot radius of myself for a good day and a half and did nothing about it?

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

What? Rooster Teeth is in Texas!!

I think that's technically her asking you out...indirectly...

...I don't know, women are weird sometimes.

General wrote:HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP
MY LAPTOPS HARD DRIVE DIED
AND MY WII IS DEAD ALSO
AND MY PINKIE HURTS LIKE HELL
AND I TWISTED MY ANKLE
AND I HAVE A HEADACHE

Of liquid soap, or mouth wash? I'm referring to how basic liquid soap can be. Shit'll eat at your insides.

Superior Bacon wrote:i dont think he meant the whole thing

That's why I asked him if he wants to rephrase that. All I could think while reading it was "How are still living?!"

Then providing the sentiment as advice is kinda moot, dontcha think?

Story time: One time when I was 3 or 4, I was at my babysitter's house and I said something bad (probably a cuss because my parents tended to do that a lot), and she made me drink one of those bathroom bottles of liquid soap. :B You sure you don't want to rephrase that? Because I'm pretty sure that...

Sorry, but any time I run the risk of public interaction, I take those necessary hygienic precautions. I can only assume most people would as well. Not to try and sound like a dick, but that's on you.

Even if I didn't take a shower that morning, I'd have attempted to seem like I did.

That's almost as vague a just "treat them with respect". I'm not trying to bust balls here, I've just heard countless answers to this question and most of them conflict with each other. "Treat her as though she were more than one of your friends." "Treat her like you would one of your friends." "Mak...

I wish I got paid...

...like...at all.