AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The whole "OMG naw-aw that won't work in college" is a little vague since I'm a now Junior in University and the 2 papers I'll have to write this semester, each maybe 5-10 pages, will make about a dozen I've written over the total time I've been here. I had to write a FUCKTON more for highschool, wh...

That's just immature as fuck.

"OH NO! FEELINGS! Well, goodbye society!"

If my sig weren't already awesome, and fitting enough for most of my comments, I'd yoink it...but my current signature is already awesome, and fitting enough for most of my comments so I won't.

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I know that feel. I just can't understand how that happens. It's rude as shit. Or it's scatterbrained as shit if she seriously forgot to respond to your message...for a whole week!

Either way it's not a very good reveal of character.

Another option is you become what several of my friends call a "functioning procrastinator." Basically, you use that motivation that it's due soon as a type of ritalin to get it done, and well. I've gotten B+/A worthy papers done in the several hours before bed the night prior...out of teachers who ...

Whoever seriously thinks there's any sort of viable comfort possible during a sick day has either never been sick, or thought they were sick with "the sniffles". The only hope for comfort is downing a swig of NyQuil, and that's because you're too inebriated/tired to give a shit that you're sick. If ...

Imagine the application fee for your University were $100 instead of the usual $25 (or some shit). Do you still think it's not too much? Realize that the University can still tell you to go to hell and keep your $100. It's just the fee so that they'll look at your application instead of use it as to...

3 dog is still rustled at me for giving some lady's violin to some guy, even though the situation was that I just stumbled upon the violin and the guy happened to be the first one who asked for it. How about this Capital Wasteland: Instead of harping on a guy for matters outside of his control, YOU ...

OK well then that I can agree with, he's definitely a dirtbag for avoiding trial (which doesn't really help his case), but I'd look like one big booty flip flopper if I decided the "innocent until proven guilty" thing didn't apply to someone just because he's a dirtbag. If you can't get him on child...

Syobon wrote:Whoops, I thought Thanos would appear in the next Avengers movie, but apparently he's going to be in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Speaking of which, when does this fucken guy get his own movie deal?

http://i.imgur.com/KE9Om.jpg

OK, did he actually do it, or is this another "guilt vs. alleged guilt" thing?

The Skyrim theme song just came up on my pandora station...

...I...

...I am now...

...complete...

Never have I been more tempted to give in to the Historian fallacy.

It's a sweet feeling...kinda like...apples...mixed with pixie dust...

Are you saying I'm out of shape?!

I will cut you...

Given that it was the last DLC I did on my gunslinger, I was a little annoyed. I'd gotten my AMR, fuck-awesome ranger armor, and fancy-ass handgun and was all gung-ho to kick some booty. Next thing I know I'm waking up to a scraggly slave outfit and some smelly energy weapon... ...the fuck is this s...