AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I feel like I missed something. Did I miss something? Anyway... The left pedal on my bike has been loose/coming off since Thursday/Friday, but I can't get it fixed because the bike place is only open for 4 days out of the freaken week. I would've gone this weekend were it not for that little thing t...

I was also kidding you guys. God daisies you are some dense motherlovers.

Do you know if Hitler dabbled in any musical instruments?

Yesterday was my first day of classes. Now to write a paper on the effect of vitamins on the human physiology before monday. Has a topic already been handfed to you or are you in charge of that yourself? I have to write about a musician who had an influence on the world, not necessarily through the...

With that said, do you think you can push for a water slide while you're bieng all inceptiony?

Oh good. I thought the spambots were starting to spout literature.

Sol, I was watching you for a bit, but couldn't see a place to make comments on how sexy you were so I got bored and stopped.

Your significant other must be on his and/or her toes.

Question: Is the society wide myth that I just came up with true that all forum proletariats are assigned real life ban hammers so they may exert their rule influence in the real world?

WAH!!

Oh, silly me, I must've stumbled into the creepy thread again by accide-OHWAITNOTHISISSTILLTHEFUNNYPICSTHREADWHATTHEHELLMAN!?!?

This isn't going to play out where Solaris is like an antihero, is it?

You know you can always walk away from it yourself. In the very least, it'd make the executive decision that it's not going to happen. Even if it's not the desired outcome, it's an outcome, and you'd be out of limbo. Besides, she's sounding like an indecisive flake. I wouldn't touch that with a 10 f...

This the same girl as from the Dating Advice thread?

I was nothing but nice to her, as I am with most people, especially girls I have an interest in. I only became a jerkbender when these games started to come in to play. If it is a game, then I have no regrets. I hate those freaken games. That's just how I am. I'm an analytical person, so I tend to t...

you didn't laugh

Now what?

EDIT: I apologize. Some girl has me set on temporary "asshat mode" from shenanigans that happened earlier today until I can get some hilarity in me.