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You're being extremely vague. I've had a desire for my roommate to come back to the apartment from whatever he's doing because I've been bored shitless, but we're not in a relationship.

Passion and wanting for what though?

But why does that happen, though? I'm the type of guy who will see when a n individual is in a relationship, and back off out of respect, but even if what Syobon said is true and she just wants to break it...why? What possible reason would she have to do this? I can guarantee that if she has any int...

Half tangent. My roommate and I have come up with a hypothesis that one of our upstairs neighbors is romantically interested in him. The bit that gets us though is that the conversation that makes us believe this also tells us that this is only so because of the fact that he's got a girlfriend. Afte...

What do you mean by "excited" though?

There are frequent parties where I live, yet every time I go I end up wandering around looking for god knows what, or god knows who, and I always end up with the same thought in my head of "I'd rather be with friends". It doesn't help that the last time I went, I heard the phrase "yolo" not once, or...

"No" doesn't work for the same reason playing hard to get does. People just want what's denied from them.

Somehow I find that to be more badass than my original theory...

Can you just imagine the scandal with that though? Some guy is about to be tried as a sex offender until the girl's parents come in and say they gave consent for her?

People be flippin shits errwhere.

I'm 20 and find the dating world to be fucking rediculous whereas my roommate, who's barely 19, has been dating his almost 20 year old girlfriend for a little under 2 years. Yeah, I know, the 1 year age gap between 19 and 20 isn't really that significant, but the relationship he's in with her would ...

In Lonesome Road, it's established that the courier is actually pretty badass given he was IN CONTROL of the divide . Just because he was a delivery boy doesn't mean he was one of those pissants you see in Skyrim. "Courier" was just a job title because he needed both something to do, and some sort o...

I remember a commercial for some egg cracking device where a pair of hands were trying to crack an egg the normal way, and the thing just imploded. That has bodaciously never happened to me. It makes me wonder if commercials actually think people are that inept at doing simple things, or if maybe pe...

I felt drunk my first time. A lot of it is body size, what you eat/ate before/after, and how frequent you are. The more you do it, the more your body's going to get desensitized to the process. Right now your body doesn't know what to do with itself given that it just lost a pint of blood. Keep givi...

Roommate's becoming a little annoying when it comes to finances. I know full well he has more cheddar than me, he doesn't have to keep reminding me of it as though it's supposed to be the "end all" of the conversation, especially a conversation that's not meant to be an argument...he just makes it o...

I still don't get art...