AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The way I judge it is I see it from the perspective where two members of the same sex go through the same shenanigans, and if it's completely implausible, it's a date. I know about same sex couples and homosexuality and all of that jazz, but I'm talking more about if your friend Morocco met up with ...

What language is he speaking? Is that magic? Magic language? Man, magic just got less awesome, I didn't know there was a whole sect on linguistics associated with it. German was bad enough.

This resturaunt ended up making the food wrong so it was sent back, the lady just called me and was going on about how I need to specify it next time, jesus christ are you kidding me. I just got the image of you sending your french toast back because there was too much powdered sugar on it, and 2 m...

I'm also trying to establish the fact that if the only problem is that he thinks his friend is ugly, then the problem is entirely self made, as in there's most likely nothing wrong with the girls in question.

That's not you discussing it though, that's you being a dick. Discussing it is you saying "I don't trust these girls, and here's why" where he responds with "That's interesting, here's my take on it." Then again, if the only reason you don't trust these girls is that you think your bro is too ugly t...

Unless you're with these girls 24/7, I'm guessing there'll be points in your life where it's just you and your bro. During that time, you sit there and discuss the situation with him. Same shit had to happen with me and my roommate with a couple of girls that you can read all about in the taboo topi...

I my opinion, that's not really being "in a relationship". That's barely even dating. To me, that sort of thing is supposed to be to see if you and that other person are compatible for a long term commitment. When you enter a "relationship" knowing full well it's going to end, whether it be because...

Is my good for nothing grandson at it again with his dreams of finding an heir to that good for nothing chocolate factory?

I told him he ought to pursue more noble professions, like owning a barber shop, but will he listen to me?

NEVAR

My good sir, I must regrettably disagree with your reply for it implies that you are not as awful as you truly are.

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Git off mah lawn!

You know what else is awful?

Your room!
Which I saw when I was at your house!
Having sexual relations with your maternal influence!

Yeah...that's right...I went there...

You know what sleep gotcha in Vietnam? A bullet to the face or a dick to the anus! Sleep is for the we-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

When I was typing that, I imagined that I was having a one on one conversation with someone who's guilty of what I'm in disagreement with. I often do that to get my head in the conversation. I also do it because there is some merit (read: some) to what Vax said about me having personal experience wi...

I mean that my french friend's name is "beau" pronounced "bo".

His name is bodaciously 75% unnecessary letters. He assures me it's how it should be, but I think it's just a french thing.

I'm asking you to re-affirm my stereotype of the french, basically.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor, if I may ask a very personal question...

...How many unnecessary letters do you have in your name?