AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Too late!
Her head shall make a fine trophy on my mantlepiece...

Seriously though...ask her out?

If you believe most of the discussions I have on this topic, you need to have sex with her, since sex is the only difference between friendship and relationship.

Why hello there Great Handsome Oppressor~

Nothing like my 2 hour donation taking 3.5 hours instead. Or having the lady go ahead and jam the needle in my vein rather than the smooth insertion that usually just feels like a small pinch and then nothing. Or seeing some guy come in with his sleeve covered in blood because his dressing wasn't ap...

Why are you so pampered? I'm not my life is really hard sometimes Forgive me if I don't sympathize. I have this nagging thought in the back of my mind that I'm less than 10 minutes away from leaving to go sell my fluids on the market to help pay for rent, and it's making me just the slightest bit b...

daisies I wish I could draw...

Seriously? I don't get that "it's not fair to the students" thing. I had a teacher who wouldn't just let us do the assignment and turn it in by the end of the day because it'd be "unfair to those who already did it". Motherfucker, I guarantee if I were amongst the group who'd already done it, I wou...

Ok then, nix the sex, but keep all of the other junk.

They in some kind of long distance thing? Well shit...Skype...for some hot juicy video conversation.

And of course sex.

Seriously? I don't get that "it's not fair to the students" thing. I had a teacher who wouldn't just let us do the assignment and turn it in by the end of the day because it'd be "unfair to those who already did it". Motherfucker, I guarantee if I were amongst the group who'd already done it, I woul...

I remember when I was in marching band and we played normal music that none of us had even heard of until the sheet music was thrown in front of us. None of this sell out pop music malarchy... Lab shenanigans That "you gotta be proactive" crap may work in the military when you being proactive is cal...

Once heard someone say that you make an occasion special by not trying to make it special. I think it was a Scrubs episode. With that...I don't know...pick a fancy restaurant and get the waiter to do some shit for you? I'm guessing you guys are in college, so it shouldn't be that hard to impress eac...

Part of it was that it stemmed from a previous discussion. The other part of it was that there was a chance for controversy. I figured better safe than sorry. Besides, it's not really a bad thing to have a discussion in here that doesn't end in everyone wanting the other party to to go pleasure them...

I'm confused at this as well, isn't it usually the other way around?

The templars are gonna find his booty real quick.

Seriously, talk about being inconspicuous...

That would be first thought as well.

And then I realized why they restrict lab access to students during high school/most of college...

And then you get to college and the chemistry lab safety warnings are all a page long!

YAY college science!