AWKWARD ZOMBIE

OOH OOH OOH! I just remembered something else I find attractive in women. The ability to go through their time of the month with nobody around them having to find out. I say this because I know it's both possible, and because whenever my roommate's girlfriend is on that T.O.M., it usually ends up wi...

I remember taking a girl to a video game release.

Now...given...there was no second date, but it still happened.

Your lungs are also NOT your filtration system. Your nose/the mucous in your nose is your filtration system. The way it's supposed to work is that the snot in your nose catches most of the shit when you take air in through your nose, and into your lungs. That's why you always have to blow your nose ...

I didn't realize there was some kind of "norm" for where a first date is supposed to happen...

I actually kinda like it when we have semi-crappy weather. It's like an adventure.

"I'll just take my bike to school."
"But what about when it starts snowing?"
"Then I guess I'll have to lock myself down like I do at EVERY instance that life gets hard, Dad."

OK...OK I got this.

While holding the B button, you press A A start Y X Rt. Trigger, and then the home button.

My comment wasn't one of "you shouldn't complain about that", it was one of "I do not understand and would like for you to explain it to me."

She probably needs a camera the same way I need energy drinks. They make me feel not homicidal about life.

Guys, srsly...

...nobody is making the argument that government IS trying to do some shit about making cars produce less smog/other gas fumes.

It's not like nobody's giving a shit about car exhaust, yet screaming at tobacco.

This is just my own way of life spilling out over the keyboard, but in what way do you really "need" a camera? I mean, you "need" food, and you "need" sleep. It sounds more like the relationship I have with my xbox. I want my xbox, and love it to death, but in no way do I "need" it. Are you an aspir...

That kind of thing is what's called a "fatal attraction" (not the movie.) Basically, it's a trait you start a relationship on that eventually becomes the biggest thing that breaks it off. "It's cute that she's a little ditzy" becomes "Oh my God she barely knows how to dress herself in the morning!" ...

Oh I've got it planned out already. Thieves Guild: Petty criminals sentenced to death. Dark Brotherhood: Worse criminals sentenced to death. College of Winterhold: NERDS! The Companions: We get along fine...until I learn they're a pack of werewolves and have to kill them because they're abominations...

Thinking about making an imperial knight in the traditional sense of what a "knight" would be. You know... Chivalrous Pure Brave Loyal to the order that is...whatever government type thing is in power right now Kindova dick to the common people I even made him look like Sigfried from that COMIC YOU ...

No one has mentioned the fact that world is (reluctantly) trying to solve the issue of "car exhaust" anyway?

I'm a man of fairly simple tastes...and methods. There would be no perfect murder/torture, just my fist in his face...a lot. I know that makes me sound like an internet badass, but what he did was pretty much confessing to rape, even if he hadn't done it...yet. He made her fear for her safety, which...

Yeah, that sounds like what I'd see out of an online application for some job in retail. I don't get those things. Everyone taking the daisies thing is going to have the same thought process. If they put down a bad mark for themselves, they run the risk of the professor taking it seriously and fucki...