AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Bleary eyed and roused at 3 am is when I'm my most alpha. It's like I'm drunk. Half there, and unwilling to take shit from no one. Also, when I'm up at 3 am, it's usually because of the military, which just adds to the "not want to be there" value.

It's amazing how much people can't control themselves with this movie. I mean shit, I only saw it 3 times.

THAT is self control people. Seriously, get your head out of your booty...

If the first thing out of your keyboard isn't any sort of combination of the words what, is, your, phone, and number I swear to god I will track you down and swoop this chick up RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER YOU!

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wat...

I don't...

I just...

...wat

EDIT: That's, like, THEE first thing you're supposed to get bro, what're you doing!?

Given today's generation, yeah I'd say that's even worse, but I'm just being obnoxious about facebook. What I'd do is call her (like...not text message) either late thursday night or late friday morning to confirm those friday/saturday plans. If she doesn't respond to that by the time the date's sup...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK that makes sense. I thought it was some weird dating show...thing.

Given my own experiences, just stick with it. It's better for your sanity in the long run. Look at it like this: I know people get busy, but never so busy they they won't be able to respond in 24-48 hours. I'm in the military and I'll be able to respond to your text within 12 hours. Do you know what...

owenster wrote:

An example of special snowflake syndrome? I actually know a lot of people who were top of our class and still partied

I'm ashamed to admit this, but I don't get it...

Well it would certainly be a look no one sees coming, which is perfect for the demographic.

Oh God is that what the trend is now?

I think I actually wish that people go back to "swag".

Why they didn't get him to play Chris Redfield in the Resident Evil movies I have no idea...His biceps alone could play the role.

...as well as the role of Chris' biceps...

I need to finish my Oblivion run-through already. I've been meaning to make some new characters but I feel like I have to at least finish the DLC quests first. My current character is getting into the so-overpowered-it-isn't-a-challenge-anymore category. I had an idea for a really, really racist Ar...

I find that, much like the "What makes a relationship not a friendship" discussion, most of how I word that will cause SOMETHING. Also I'm fairly familiar with how the whole "period" thing works. Not from experience, but from studies. I know that it's a real thing and it can suck. I also know that i...

speaking of muffins, I remember he had those hostess mini-muffins in the cupboard once that we forgot. Dad was in a hurry to go to work in the morning and decided to eat them. Ate the first one and something was wrong, so he tried a second one and was like "What the hell?" he looks, they're all cov...