AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Just get their number first off bro.

I'm just...you seriously underestimate the srsness I am when it comes to this.

Well...I don't know. I'm not sure how adamant some colleges are on looking at where your high school diploma comes from. Was the case that you went to school in Florida, moved the Louisiana, graduated, and are now coming back? I'm sure you can make a case with that. Like you had to go support your d...

Already? for fuck's sake dude what's with all of these-

...just get her number first alright?

Sounds like a neat little loophole. The big question is how moral it'd be. Technically, you can claim dependency to your grandparents and get in-state tuition, or you can claim that Florida residence as your permanent residence (given you said your Louisiana one is just temp, no?) and do the same. W...

Yeah dude I don't think you ought to be drinking a ferrofluid...unless you're SUPER low on iron in which case I say go for it.

Did you read mine?

I know you probably wouldn't

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Mine went the same kind of mad, but with different methodology. Basically, he's a sentinel of self-reliance. You're welcome to come along if you want to, but so help you God if you step in front of a fireball. And if you really believe I'll think twice about murdering your booty if the relationship ...

To be fair, that's also evolutionary, and in no way something to hold against someone. I know you probably wouldn't, but I've known people like that. "You'd rather spawn another kid into this world yourself when there are lonely kids to adopt!? You asshole!!"

The phrase I've heard thrown around is that your "biological clock explodes" where one minute you're absolutely adamant on never spawning kinds, and then the next thing you know it's all you can think about. I think it's biological, but I know it's definitely evolutionary. Giving birth is a process ...

But twice in, like, 15 minutes (it seemed like?) I walk out of the college for the second time that questline and I hear that daisies dragon AGAIN, and all I can think is "AW NAW motherfucker I just narked your booty 5 minutes ago! You get your scaly booty over hear AND TASTE MY FIRE!...AGAIN!" Anot...

I think the only character I have who didn't end up becoming corrupted was my Orc BERSERKER! (nsfw), and maybe my Khajiit assassin. Where before I tried to make him follow a strict code of self defense, I eventually went completely apathetic over who I end up having to kill. My elf, however, just we...

Yeah, that tends to happen. The problem with it is, though, that any guy you find who's most likely to last in a long term relationship is going to want kids. It only makes sense for them to. It also explains why I always hear complaining about not being able to find a decent guy from my female frie...

Chicken, I forgot chicken. I do eat a lot of chicken. It's cheaper than beef, but the downside is whenever we try to make it we have paranoia over contracting salmonella. We also get those little meat logs of ground beef for hamburgers, and they are just AWESOME. Throw them on the George Forman and ...

Roommate and I have a steady shopping diet of spaghetti, cereal, and instant dinner materials. Anything other than spaghetti noodles, Ragu, Milk, cereal, bread, and banquet meals is considered out of the norm.

Ok well now you're just being that one kid who refuses to get the new iPhone 5, which is obviously better, sleeker, and better than the old iPhone 4S... Also I thought being a shadowscale meant you were born to be an Argonian death machine with simple input/output programming, with input being told ...