AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Not trying to continue the dickery, but my point exactly. EDIT: CLARITY! I'm usually the first one to play this "It were the joke!" card, but I usually try my best to apologize to individuals I inadvertently offend. As for that, I am whole-heartedly sorry, Vax. All of this "It were the joke!" "No it...

If people are allowed to yell at me for misinterpreting my jokes, then I get to yell at other people for when I misinterpret theirs. It's only fair.

PHOOOOOOOOOOONENUUUUUMBEEEEERRRRR!

Oh no, I didn't say it wasn't funny, just that it was fairly simple given their normal schtick.

It's like if VGcats did a comic on PS3 and xbox 360 fanboys disliking each other.

Or doing a comic at all for that matter. Seriously, what gives with those guys?

But captchas are a mild inconvenience!

*pout*

Well, given that preserving as much diversity as possible is ideal, I can see where they come from with this, but at the same time when you think about how many species have been wiped off the face of this planet it's really REALLY insignificant to freak out over this one freaken panda. Besides, I t...

But you are dieing slowly...we all are...

I think the last panel should have been Hussie swimming in cheddar. That has to take a lot of epiglottal flexibility... Isn't he just clenching the cig in the side of his mouth with the glass? That can't be too hard. I saw him puffing it though. So unless he's getting it in his stomach (or I'm just...

Well the thing is, you can swallow that phlegm or choose to spit it out; the vagina is angled downward, directly between the legs, and menstrual flow specifically can't be retained by any bodily means even for a moment when it would be more convenient. Phlegm isn't going to get all over your mattre...

Dear God reading this girl's facebook statuses + the comments is like watching an unfunny episode of How I Met Your Mother. "Fuck dating, being single is awesome! I'm gonna go flirt with some boys AND HAVE NOTHING HAPPEN!" -you go girl! -*guy* won't like this -YAY FEMINISM! -I like to have sex but n...

Not to try and sound antagonistic, but all of that bit about fluids and other unpleasantness being at a constant flow from one of your organs was a fairly accurate description of my pharynx whenever I have a cold. Every morning it's wake up, waddle to the shower, and spit something out that resemble...

You've also got to define walking distance. The apartment complex I live in is down a stretch of road, so NOTHING is within walking distance.

Most of us are polite when it comes to how smoking bothers us. Which is why you never hear us complain. Just cough. Standing behind some and constantly hacking at them is hardly polite. I'm not sure how you construed that. A polite approach would be something along the lines of "pardon me sir, I'm ...

That's an awfully simple thing for them to joke about though.

That has to take a lot of epiglottal flexibility...