AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The thing I don't understand, though, is how you can have such classifications when you don't know shit about a person.

OK fine, I'll get involved. I was good for the smoking conflict, but this is something I do deal with every day. First off, I do believe that, to a certain degree, the friendzone exists, but at the same time way too many people are getting their knickers over this. No, not every guy who believes, an...

Wait, you can ingest kinder eggs rectally?

This changes EVERYTHING!

Well today was an adventure! To start things off, I go to be a corporate sellout at Starbucks and enjoy myself my usual caffeine enriched chocolate milkshake and it turns out I left my debit card in my other pants. Well that's fine, I had myself a little "shit Tyrone get your shit together!" moment ...

Wear subway uniform to school Everyone asks if I work at Subway Same here, except it's with my medic shirt I got from working at this weekend event. "OMG Are you, like, a medical person?!" Or they go one step further and ask if I'm pre-med. Then give me a dirty look when I say no. Well fuck you to ...

We got us another one right below this thread.

That's an incredibly meddlesome thing for her mother to do, even if she is her mother. My parents are pretty meddlesome themselves, but even then they'll finish any and all requests with "But it's ultimately your decision, that's just what I think is best."

I never have that problem. Usually because when I should be worried about whether or not they think I'm judging them, I'm just judging them. Then again it's been a while since I've been around a smoker who I would consider "obnoxious". It's probably because I spend 90% of my time around the Universi...

When her and "physical boyfriend" go out, is it bodaciously just a make out session somewhere other than where one of them lives or do they do shit that would that friends would do without the sex? Do they talk? It's not like he just shows up at her house and she's all over him before he can say a w...

I would also say that just following someone around is its own kind of annoyance. Who does that, seriously?

..........wow, really? This is the kind of shenanigans I got used to over there. I guess this is what I get for spending all weekend without internet, driving 4 hours to get home, and then jumping right in. I don't even know what to do here, I can't fix it with "Anyway, funny pictures." I haven't ma...

Probably for the best anyway...because...you know...spiders...

I've practiced my Hulk Rage yell for just such an occasion. I'll scream so loud I'll likely s**t myself. Bear won't mess with me for more than one reason. Also, that comic updated that nobody reads anymore. Awkward zombie? J/K, the fact that I have to go through the webcomic to get to the forum for...

Wait......You don't play Skyrim?!

It's white bread, I vote yet.