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???????????????????? You guys are like my roommate. He doesn't quite understand that 99% of what I do is for the lulz either. I wasn't re-attacking you, just addressing what I figured was a misconception. I'm a little disappointed that you didn't get that Great Handsome Oppressor, I thought we had a...

But that would just mean that they would post in regular threads . Captchas work at preventing a large amount of spambots from getting into the forum in the first place. No, because they'd have to accumulate 500 posts before being able to do so. EDIT: Also, it's half joke half serious. They impleme...

I liked the way my old forum did it. You couldn't post until you had at least 500 posts already.

Kept a lot of the riff-raff out.

Not true, unfortunately, Reyo. "The" flu shot is actually a vaccine for the THREE most common predicted major flu strains of the coming season. And the disease is mutating all the time. That's why there's a new shot every year. But it may be slightly less likely you will get "the flu" this season, ...

My flu shot was a lot longer, and lot more unpleasant.

Then again, my flu shot was just having the actual flu early on in the season, so I don't have to worry about it anymore.

Finally got bored enough with Reach to give RE6 a try (I tried RE4 again as a "refresher" and the controls are just...TURRIBLE!). Anyway, given that the RE6 controls AREN'T turrible, this is actually looking like a pretty decent game. I'm still not sure what this whole "skill appointment" thing is. ...

The key is resisting anything directly phallic. Avoid the word "sausage" at all costs. Same with "meat".

OK, I can do this: White people: White chocolate/Vanilla Black people: Chocolate/Dark Chocolate Latino people: Caramel Asian people: ??? Also what do we do with Native Americans/Middle Eastern types? Native Americans are distinctively different from Latino people, and legit Indians are most definite...

Part of it is when I go to aim the gun, I'm usually still moving, so when the gun goes up Leon/Chris immediately points it in the air. Part of it is they made the left analog stick the "aim" analog stick. Why they would do this I have no idea. I understand "run OR gun" as opposed to "run AND gun" bu...

I like more some...uh...er...

...the fuck do we call asian chicks?!

RE5 was the worse one in my opinion. Couldn't get through the first part because Chris kept waving the god daisies gun around whenever I tried to aim with it.

The only way I can comfortably play any RE game, except RE4 on the Wii, is by contorting my hands around the controller. The controls are most definitely not fine, it's like the person in charge just played darts when it came to which button controls what. Press Rt trigger to pull up your gun. What?...

OOOOOOOOK that's a little less impressive, I agree.

You mean the "All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for" thread?

Well to be honest I'd want to commend anyone who manages that more than I would punish them. That's just impressive.