AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My parents are the same way. I can't joke about anything directly related to the military without my Dad getting touchy. Luckily, unless it's directly at you, it's still pretty entertaining to watch him go on about how "Some General just wanted to look good for a promotion!"

On a slightly more positive note, if not also slightly irrelevant one, I've only come to recently appreciate the humor Ubisoft has employed in the historical entries provided by the witty British member of Desmond's dream team. He's been able to teach me more History than the last 3 of my actual His...

Jesus Christ how horrifying!

Blue jeans, short sleeved collared shirt, and CSI vest.

Fuck year!

I'm not even gonna bother with them. I was forgiving with 1, 2, and 3, but that was because the whole "4, 5, and 6" thing initially suggested those 3 anyway. You are not suggesting that you really believe the original trilogy was released NUMBERED 4, 5, and 6, are you? if you are I might have to ki...

I remember this issue being a topic in my anthropology class (it was a bit specified, but had the basic "science vs. business" model) where you had to pick which side should be more important. I also remember mine being "neither" since the two are almost completely different when it comes to how shi...

I'm not even gonna bother with them. I was forgiving with 1, 2, and 3, but that was because the whole "4, 5, and 6" thing initially suggested those 3 anyway. A trilogy with 7, 8, and 9 just screams that they're milking the shit out of the franchise. I figure there are going to be "Bruce-Willis-esque...

That's what I'm hoping. I've also been making a point of actually reading all of the historical entries from that British guy to immerse myself more in the storyline.

I'm also learning more about History than I did in actual History class.

CURSES!

Well then I'll just have to break out my alternate voice!

You'll never catch me!

I was also half kidding. It'd be a colossal pain in the booty to have to somehow twist what you want into everything you post in hopes that whoever your santa is actually picks up on it and gets it for you instead of sending something ridiculous (like a dead cat or something).

All that means is I can just wait until you're asleep and post nasty things about you on the forum...and you're powerless!

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This story arc is taking way too long to get to the part with Conner oh my God...

I understand the buildup might be necessary, but this Hathway guy is busting my chaps. I just want to get to the main part with Conner as the main character and fuck around in the wooooooooods!

You guys can always be painfully obvious in the posts you make outside of this one. Like anytime you mention your favorite game that you can't afford, you underline it gratuitously. Also you somehow twist every conversation you're in to be about that game. That could be a game in it of itself, like ...

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This is in Hoboken.

That's in England, right?