AWKWARD ZOMBIE

aaaaaaaaand I forgot I'd already posted in this thread......

The sound of that guy's voice makes me want to lock my kids up in fear that they're going to get kidnapped, and I don't even have kids...... This morning I was waken by suddenly ejaculating . It was an hour before I'd hoped to wake up, but my alarm went off soon after because of daylight savings tim...

My dad pulls shit like that all the time. "Are you giving me attitude." "Would you believe me if I said no?" "Ah, see, I knew you were mad. Go on, be mad at me. It just shows how immature you actually are." And then throughout the day it's shit like: "Would you even bother telling me why your rustl...

It COULD that kind of thread...I mean...if everyone really wanted it to...

...wink wink nudge nudge.

Everyone just thinks I'm a dick when I'm blunt.

That's probably just because I hate to sugar coat things.

Nice touch...

I think the worst gift I ever got was a $5 gift card to McDonalds......for 4-5 years in a row.

"Oh look it's a present from Aunt so-and-so, I wonder what it i-yep another McDonalds gift card...and there's just enough on it for most of a value meal."

My stance has always been that if it causes you discomfort, don't wear it. I'm not saying to wear ugly clothing, just not painful ones.

For some reason, companies still can't grasp the idea that it's not the severity of the punishment that deters douchebaggery, it's the risk at getting caught. The punishment could be a slap on the wrist and it'd still deter more douchebags from being douchebags as long as they know that whenever it ...

I'm starting to wonder if my parent's just enjoy pissing me off in their own special ways or really don't understand that when somebody's in a bad mood you shouldn't give them hell for being in a bad mood because all that does is piss them off even more. I know several people who have a knack for g...

And then in a few years, after the Hurricane Sandy shenanigans have fully blown over, Obama releases his college records and it turns out Trump was wrong as shit, and Obama was just focused on fixing the Hurricane. What follows is the world's biggest attempt at playing dumb by an entire political pa...

So yesterday at school we were on a new course for project work and for today's lesson we were asked to do a personality test kinda thing for when we would be divided into groups. The test divided people into four categories based on the test results called artisan, idealist, guardian and rationali...

I wanna say that's some form of poetic justice. Lord knows those kids would've hated those things. You're supposed to hand out chocolate on Halloween. It's only right.

Wow, shit's managing to go down in ways good old fashioned ugly-americanism could only assume only happened elsewhere.

I guess a silver lining is that the National Guard guys on that side of the country get a chance to exercise their craft and earn a little pay.

Gonna wanna find a barrel to hide in then so I don't get in the crossfire.
lol

Seriously though, do ALL of our proletariats seriously live on the East Coast of the United States? That's...well that's actually pretty impressive.