AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That tends to happen with me when it comes to any drink when I don't eat with it. Some of it could be your body saying "the fuck is this shit?!" when you drink, but don't eat. But yeah, usually when it's just the energy drink in your stomach, the chemicals get in your system faster (or at least that...

The last poo I took felt like an average poo (above average even), but then my roommate went in the bathroom and started choking.

Honestly I don't see it...

Right when I read your comment a jet went by overhead and all I could think was "GOD DAMNIT HERE TO!"

But then I remembered that I'm actually a good 20 minute drive from the nearest place that has an airshow.

Honestly it seems a little silly, unless she asked for it. I have/had no problem playing as Samus as a dude. There were a handful of guys who thought it was weird, but then again they are/were people who sane people would call "assholes" anyway, so fuck 'em. Still a really nice gesture. I'd put it d...

Super Mario Bros.

Forever segregating who you consider a "best friend" and who you consider "just a friend".

I...I can do that? Honestly I was under the impression that the TMI thread was supposed to act as that thread. I'm not saying that to say I'm going to take it as an invitation to be more disguising, it just seems backwards from what I thought it was. I went to go check the rules again to look for "n...

I WANT TO PUNCH A FACE IN PARTICULARLY THE FACE OF THE PERSON WHO'S BEEN CALLING MY STORE AND HARASSING MY CO-WORKER BY CALLING HIM A FAGGOT AND A PEDOPHILE BECAUSE HE'S GAY BECAUSE THAT DOES NOT FLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGH SHEILA WANTS TO THROW DOWN. Al...

I'm fine. Also, that "OK" is an OK of acceptance, not sarcasm. I look at it now and all I can think is "yeahno that looks like sarcasm".

It's not, though, I just wanted to...yeah

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:How many times do I have to tell you not to post creepy shit in that thread, Reyo? Do I need to ban you from posting in this thread too?

You've bodaciously told me once before, and it was later brought down to "wasn't that creepy to begin with" IIRC.

But OK.

Map over cyber attacks A very interesting project! Red dots are attackers. Yellow dots are honeypots. Honeypots are servers that fake services to attract attackers. When the attackers attempt to get into the system, the server reports data about the attempt to a master server and the map shows atta...

I'm not gonna buy into it.

Not because it looks bad, it looks great actually, but because I'll lose my shit if I start.

I'll just never want to put it down.

As a girl, the shower strategy totally works. But uh you didn't hear it from me. it's better if you have one of those handheld shower head things and if you set it just right it's not powerful enough to hurt but still has more force than just falling water Darnit I told myself I wouldn't talk about...

The south shall rise again I think at some point it will be plausable HA, that's fine. If they seriously want to secede because "Obama was re-elected" they can be my guest. It'd be the biggest overreaction since...well...all of 2008. Seriously, the last civil war was caused by SLAVERY. I think Amer...

I tried that when I was first discovering "profit" and it felt like the shower punched me in the balls.

Never again.