AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Exeres wrote:According to leading experts, Reyo cannot science properly.

False, for I am the leading experts.

All of them.

NOTE: Taking Psychology classes can double as going to a psychiatrist.

All I know is after taking that Abnormal Psych class, I was diagnosing my own shit left and right. I don't need no phony telling me how my shit's run.

also fuck society...just...fuck all of it in general

Guys...I'm not real fond of my history...but I'm pretty sure this is how witch covens started...

Exercise does indeed increase serotonin levels, but the main issue is people tend to do it early in the morning, and having to get up early in the morning has been known to decrease serotonin levels.

SO SAID BY ME

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I don't see it......

Was it kinda like the time I learned that the metallic looking ring around my mug was, in fact, metal? Yeah, it was a fun day to be a microwave...

Eh, math in high school bio is just using Punnett Squares, the population formula, and maybe some basic statistics. College genetics gets interesting but it's nothing scary. Guess which class I'm in right now and not paying any attention to As soon as the professor introduced the formula for figuri...

Yeah I know, I realized I overcomplicated it 5 minutes after posting it.

Hey man, there was a two in there. S'all good.

My one friend keeps telling me to stop glancing at her chest. I'M SORRY, the fact that your womens' pants with fake/tight pockets can't hold a phone so you stick it between your tits instead is a BIT distracting, especially when the light reflects off of it. Tell her to blame nature A bit late, but...

Paper_Pikmin wrote:Chemistry and physics are just second math classes.
I'd rather take biology or computer science.

There's an equation for population ecology and genetics.

It's p²+2pq+q².

Genetics with respect to recombination rate in a given family also deals with an asston of math.

There's no escape.

I hate the cold. One of the things they never tell you about losing fat is that you get used to it keeping you warmer in the winter season. Since losing it, it feels like it's 10 degrees colder no matter what. And then, of course, where I lost the weight was cold as hell, so my body just sorta grew ...

OK, I think I went the long way, put here's what I got. w = (np²)/(2+np) Here's how I got it: n = 2w / p² - pw Start n(p²-pw) = 2w Multiply both sides by p² - pw np²-npw = 2w Multiply the n(p²-pw) expression ((np²)/w)-((npw)/w) =2 Divide both sides by w ((np²)/w)-np =2 Cancelling (np²)/w = 2+np move...

"Now that THAT'S over, I'm off to find the guy who made that suggestion!"

Definitely one of the best skits by far.