AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ehhhh that kinda bores me though. Detailing the society and system is something that no one seems to get right, which is why I was really into Cirque du Freak when I got to the 5th book. The whole "Solo hunter" thing feels to much like it's that "OMG I'm so angsty" shit that Twilight did. That's jus...

I think I'm actually developing the ability to grow facial hair after 6 years that I've been told I should be able to.

*remember I'm in the military*

......fuck everything!

What happened? They lose funding?

Writers block?

It's for an online class. bodaciously all it says is, "Tell me about yourself. Rate your current fitness level. Fitness wise, what has your experience been like so far, and what do you hope to accomplish this 2nd Quarter?" I don't really exercise at all beyond stretching every day since this Tuesda...

It's like that old email you made on yahoo back when you discovered how to do it, but weren't quite old, or wise, enough to NOT make it something ridiculous.

Information was sequestered to me that the felicitous place to introduce myself would be here. Hello. My name is Aimee, but I suppose you can call me "Blood," "LynnX" (phonetically "lynx") or "Lynn," as most everyone else does. You can call me whatever pleases you , provided that it is directly to ...

Can someone with photoshopping skills better than my use of paint add a santa hat to my avi? I'd be much appreciative and fully devoted to your every whim. th- we even have a thread http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=10546&start=0 WAT!? Since when?! PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 ...

Can someone with photoshopping skills better than my use of paint add a santa hat to my avi?

I'd be much appreciative and fully devoted to your every whim.

I wear boxers because then it's less awkward to just lounge around the house in them. They feel like shorts (in a way).

It also helps that the army has made me completely shameless when it comes to my body.

Maaaaaaaan I'm poor as shit. If people don't want me to be a dick, they ought to petition the army to actually pay my stupid booty. I need this shiz for rent and haircut cheddar. Also to feed my healthy, crippling addiction. *sips on monster* But seriously, it actually feels pretty nice to know for ...

So I'm at the bank redeeming some bank bonds to pay for rent (since the military won't pay me for some reason) and this guy asks me if I'm in school. I say "yes" and he puts $200 in cash right in front of me and says "Then this is for you." He then does it for the couple at the bank teller a couple ...

Oh my God I know that feeling. It's like you NEED to do something, but you don't know what to do or where to start...

...and just replacing it would seem hollow.

Oh that's just gas. Take some Tums and you'll be fine.

You guys shuffle from topic to topic too fast. "Don't go to school kids, it don't mean shit and just costs cheddar!" How about this then: Many college are full to capacity or overfilled to the detriment of people that want to be there due to the societal pressure that you're only worth something as ...