AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That could either be the most ironic, or passive aggressive comment I've heard referenced.

How perceptive is your mother usually?

There was no top to the bottle, otherwise I would've just dumped it at the next gas station. Since it was an open container, it bugged me. As for me not stopping at the side of the road, it was already nightfall and I had a time hack to make. I've done it before, and it's usually a simple procedure....

Peed in an empty water bottle, which I then tried to empty out of the window, only I didn't hesitate enough to allow all of my golden fluid to vacate the vessel...

When I brought it back in, I jerked it around too much, and it was more than pop flyin' to get EVERYWHERE.

You're not really TOO fucked until it's so late it's technically early. How early a start are we talking?

Deli turkey's too rich for my blood. I'm still rocking pre-packaged meats.

Too many people are complaining about "The Hobbit" spoilers. Guys...it's based off of a BOOK...it's probably, hopefully, going to be the same ending... It's especially annoying when my friend who's read the book (like, the ONLY one in our group who's read it) complains about spoilers. In his defense...

That's roughly the same thing I fell whenever a "fuck you"* grenade actually does anything.

*You know you're going to die, so you hit the grenade button in a last ditch effort.

I usually don't have trouble taking a mid-roadtrip piss, but this time the universe decided that my pants could do with a little more moisture.

"I'll just dump it out the window........"
".......I think it's do-OHGODWHATTHEHELLPEEEVERYWHERE!"

I'm too busy running around like an idiot from spawn to death to notice any camping issues.

The entire town knows. The place has been around forever, so it's a case of status quo. I remember an episode of Supernatural that was reminiscent of this kinda thing. Something about a scarecrow and a pagan God ro some shit... ...you don't have any uninhabited orchards near town by chance, do you?

Yes, but more like the regular batman had he decided to wear the cut off face of a bat over his already bat facemask.

For he is still batman.

That must be why I feel more comfortable during times when I'm not actively looking compared to times when I'm on "OMG is she the one!" at every female I see. I have female friends that I'm super comfortable to be around as "just friends", but for some reason thinking about starting a relationship, ...

Malum wrote:Would the joker be batman too?

The joker would be so batman, that the more accurate question would be

"Would batman be batman too?"

With the obvious answer being yes.

I really, REALLY, don't want to drive 8 hours to go back home today...

...*grumble grumble*...

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Day 37: I do not think they know I am not a dog, but I think Ted begins to suspect it.