AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Terraem wrote:murdered white bread

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FOOL!

You never go for the vault!

The term "flirt" is supposed to be indicative of attraction between two people though...like...sexual attraction. I don't know though, I could just be using the literal definition for the term too much to heart.

Just realized something.

How exactly does an asexual person flirt with people?

Dire wrote:Could be worse, could have started as a medical centre before becoming a porn shop. I live within walking distance of a couple of those too.

Seriously dude, you're living in, like, prime "bachelor" housing. How close are you to the nearest educational facilities?

Is that why I'm always hungry around christmas?

You can just tell her you're not interested in being in a relationship at the time?

Of course, any relationships you then start in the next 6 months you'd have to hide from her, 'less you sound like a liar...

PFFT! Everyone knows it's next to the continent of Japan!

Stupid!

Only if you consider bans as "nice stuff".

Welp, I was hoping that this was going to be a good Christmas, but then my shitstain I refuse to call my brother keeps talking about killing and eating my cat (the one that was given to me as a birthday gift because I was depressed about our other one being put down) and I guess mom is just pretend...

Yep, had someone like that in my Bio class...

Trick is she wants to be a doctor...meaning she'll have to take an anatomy class...meaning I definitely want to be in the same anatomy class SHE'LL be in...

Where he's going, he doesn't NEED thumbs!

HA! Jokes on you guys. I got my house chock full of Meadowsweet for when THE REAL "Santa" comes an-wait a second...

That guy wields evolutionary biology like a snake would a knife...

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Why it won't work I have no idea.