AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Alright then, let's take a look at that vergina.

You know, I have a dick, and technically I'm kind of a doctor type person.

I'm late to reply, but I agree that the amount of people I see on the internet who claim to have 'multiple personalities' is ridiculous. There are psychological conditions in which a person may have multiple personalities, but most of what I have researched points to the fact that usually, these al...

Is your neighbor Sylar from heroes?

Transgender is founded in medical science. Transethnic is stupid because it can only be one of two things. You see yourself as someone who should have a different culture, in which case join the freaking club. Culture is the most fluid thing since actual fluids. If it's about physical looks, well th...

Idiot, you're supposed to blow on it first...

As forgiving I am of otherkin, "transethnic" is just stupid as hell.

Got to be at work at 4am tomorrow. Roommates are having what sounds like a small party, Loud blaring music, and loud drunk people. Thanks guys, glad to know you care. Reminded me of something. Around 1am, have to get up at 5:30. Someone knocks at the door. Enter two drunk girls. We're acquantences,...

Mad headache all daisies day. I'd take more pain pills, but I also want to not bleed internally. What's worse is the last two mornings, I've woken up to a sore throat indicative of a cold. Mother's (who's a nurse) diagnosis? I slept wrong and it's not a sinus thing. I'm glad i'm not sick, but man bo...

Got the house for the weekend.

NAKEY TIME!

You can also empty your Internet cable every now and then to rid it of junk.

A medium sized portion of my mom's side of the family was like that. During our annual Christmas visits, sights like that would be common. That and a room of them processing the day's kill. We would peak in to say hi and there'd be animal bits everywhere. It was......only slightly detrimental to my ...

DAMNIT SPELLCHECK I THOUGHT YOU HAD MY BACK!!

Also, even the MANATEE/mermaid theory is a fancy name for Propinquity, which is just "You're around someone, and get along with them, therefore it's only time before you want to sex each other."

That could also be explained through the "matinee/mermaid" theory from How I Met Your Mother. You know someone, but you don't feel sexually attracted to them until BAMwoahwhendidyougetsuddenlyattractive?!

It's still not that serious a thing to get all high and mighty over.

I'm sure it's been a thing since man has been both able to conceive words for things and do embarrassing things with the physical body, though I'm guessing still less so than the ever popular "shart".