AWKWARD ZOMBIE

How else was I meant to learn the secrets to being the most beautiful in the land?

So my penis is supposed to bleed every month? I must've really lucked out...

Peewee don't give us that look! You had that coming!

Don't take this the wrong way, but I can't quite tell if that's srs, or sarcasm...

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HOLD IT! What it does is take in all of the information around you and weeds out the unnecessary bits, which can include the difference between 24 fps and 60 fps. 24 fps is enough to adequately enjoy the movie without the quality being so low that it's all you can notice, so anything above that is j...

My mind fuck dreams are boring as hell, just me dreaming that I'd already woken up. It's usually when I try to force sleeping in, but still.

Can I have yo' CD playuh?

The main issue is that people who suffer from multiple personality disorder usually don't even know they have it until it's too late, and even then they don't want to have it, because it then becomes a literal fight over who gets to inhabit the body.

I'm glad the melatonin did its job last night, I got enough sleep to get back into my school sleep schedule. Shit gets weird when I need melatonin. I'll fall asleep reliably about an hour after taking it, but in the meantime I get lightheaded and experience some sort of vertigo sensation while layi...

All that can be certain is there's something in your system that your body does not want. Luckily it doesn't sound like anything more serious than just some digestive bug. Tey suck worse than colds, but at face value are just as harmless. If the time comes where going to the doctor is a must, I'd sc...

Luckily my phone on vibrate is enough to get me up in the morning. My roommate will sleep through his alarm, which I can hear in my room through two closed doors. Lucky for him, his girlfriend will wake up and kick him up. Unlucky for his girlfriend, she has to wake up to it and kick him up.

I go to class to. It's usually around holidays I sleep in until noon. It balances out though since I'll stay up until 4 or 5 in the morning.

When I have shit to do in the morning, I set an alarm.

I don't know how it is you guys can freak out over "sleeping in" until 7. Usually when I go to bed after midnight, my body doesn't even think about waking up the first time until around 9 or 10. Before that, it's more around 8 that I'll wake up and have to decide whether I want to get up or go back ...

Well that got a little...interesting at the end there...

I get as far as breeding everyone out, and fully EV training maybe 3 or 4. When I'm reminded I still have to get everyone to lvl 100 I get impatient and just stop.