AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Dad has this annoying habit of thinking just because he (thinks he) knows something, no one else in the world could possibly ever know it, especially if that someone else knows something that's contrary to what he knows. Also, if he says something twice, it automatically means it's right. He's gonna...

Those are some textbook chicken legs if my eyes don't deceive me mm'hmm

Friend of mine is ignoring my attempts to communicate with her, and I know it's not because she's busy because she's on facebook. And I know it's not because she "hasn't checked her phone in a while" because 6 hours is a bit longer than "a while".

cheekslapped

I remember one state fair where the guy just went for broke and sold deep fried frying batter.

I wanted to try it, but then I remembered I also wanted to keep my heart going until at least 70.

trunkjunked

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What state are you in? Nevada Do you have Safeway in that state? Because every Safeway with a liquor department carries Fireball. I sell like three bottles a day when I'm in a checkstand. I know there's a Safeway in town, but not one near where I live. We (read, my roommate) relies mostly on Walmar...

You serious? People don't actually think they're making a political point and not just being a cheap political douche when they do that shit, do they?

RikuKyuutu wrote:What state are you in?

Nevada

I recently discovered that a podunk little gas station near the apartment complex I live in sells Fireball Whiskey, the very same Fireball Whiskey I'm told is near impossible to find anywhere but the most random of retailers and is absolutely delightful to the tastebuds.

...fucken jackpot!

Send the relevant emails to whichever dean is directly over him. That shit is definitely not OK. The last time I had a class where the online portion was giving everyone shit, the professor didn't just tell everyone to go to hell. He made the online portions optional, or went to the tech people and ...

The following week:

"Chinese father changes mind over son's addiction to video games, as attempts to 'assassinate' his character fail due to advanced proficiency in gameplay."

Guyperson wrote:'What's to keep me from becoming a God?!"

uhhhhh the same evolution that "does away with morals" actually.

Go ahead and see how much shit an African lion will take from you. It'll slap your shit silly.

TheStranger wrote:Get used to it, thats pretty much the most common response youre going to get when submitting work to ANYONE.

That should make me feel better about my bio professor taking her sweet time with my TA application, but it doesn't.