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uhh...uhh...a savings throw! Next I do a savings throw!

You need to check your ignorance privileged Exeres. Some races/sexualities/species don't have the luxury of being able to be ignorant about things.

...or something.

Yes, because, you see, he has a very special heart. The very same special heart that that one black woman had in that one ninja movie. And also the one asian guy from the same ninja movie. While we're at it: RIP that one asian guy from that one ninja movie, who we had to assume was brutally murdered...

It's why I still have that sliver of hope for humanity still... Even as I continue my journey to crotchedy old irishmanness. EDIT: ALSO! According to Cracked, being nice makes people hate you: http://www.cracked.com/article_20197_5-innocent-things-that-science-says-make-people-hate-you.html I felt i...

Exeres wrote:All of these.

"Lincoln" felt more like "We agreed to make this movie if they let us make the Vampire one".

Yeah, thankfully my roommate isn't the kind of guy to go sleeping around (partially because he's not a complete asshole, and partially because of the whole "not a ladies man" thing I mentioned earlier). Part of the "luckily" came from his general attitude being one of "this shouldn't be happening, w...

Feels more like Psych to me, which should be weird, yet isn't. I've used more material from my one social psych class in my every day life than I have material from all of the bio classes I've taken to date, this situation included.

I think jetdeceptacon is a pretty cool guy. Eh flies around shooting autobots and doesn't afraid of anything.

My emphasis was on "huge" not "evil".

It's why it's in all caps while the other word isn't.

That USB looks suspiciously like the USBs my school will give out to incoming freshmen with all sorts of "freshman propaganda" files on them...

Inherently good with a HUGE capacity for evil...

Not when I say it. Usually I say it in situations where it's solvable, but you may not like the answer. Last time I did, it was because someone I knew was failing some class while some other guy was passing it with ease, and that it "wasn't fair." With that, I didn't say "life isn't fair" to say he ...

So it looks like this girl I've been thinking about asking out is now interested in one of my friends sigh My best male friend is the worst about this. He just seems to heavily attract every girl I'm interested in, no matter what. He'll even make it clear he has a girlfriend, but he is just so irre...

Basically, it's "absolute power corrupts absolutely" and "responsibility makes guilt". It shows that human beings have the capability of doing really shitty things/being really shitty altogether. Everyone hated it because no one likes to be told of this capability. People just want to exist in their...

Whenever I have to say that life isn't fair, I usually have to add that it doesn't mean you need to just suffer through it, but do something about it. Then again, no one really likes being told that either. Seriously, if you think something isn't fair, or you're suffering, do something about it. Do ...