AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ah, gotta love being forced to make huge life decisions as a teenager. Thanks, Obama. The worse thing is that making the decision against it, on the surface, looks more insane than taking it. "You definitely have the grades and physical fitness, you just need to paperwork to go through and we can g...

Can we still steal horses that way? That sounds hilarious.

Oh ok, I thought you were doing that "Feburary's coming, better every thing short of kidnapping someone so I make sure I have a date!" thing.

Oh I've got my chocolate ice cream in the freezer as we speak.

I'm gonna DESTROY that thing first thing Thursday morning, forget the 15th.

I also intend to rewatch Buried. I saw that thing Tuesday morning and I'm still not right.

That can't be true. Red Dawn wouldn't lie to us. It had Thor from The Avengers in it. That automatically means it's 100% truth.

Funny...mine's having the opposite effect. I've had to repeatedly tap at more than just a few things to get it going.

Your tablet let's not sucking the sensitivity out of my tablet via wi-if, is it?

Obligatory "Page 69 on the Dating Stories thread" post. Anyway, RUCKY Day is coming up, and I'm sure as hell not going to not do anything on my last RUCKY Day in High School. Not to try and damper on your enthusiasm, but RUCKY day in high school is the same as prom in high school. It's only an excu...

Back from psych class ('twas interesting) Anyway, I figured I'd be on the block (again) so I'm more than willing to give you guys any sort of information you want. I figured (more hoping) that my making claims I was going to be maf'd last night would prevent me from actually getting maf'd (since it'...

Well, we can go that route, but I'm gonna stay just as hesitant since the last time I got too eager, it got me the prostrate finger of blaming (+1 suspicion damage).

In fact I may just go ahead and go to class and let you guys continue without me for a smidge.

We're a little better off, since us now knowing crisp was mafia can hint at how the mafia most likely acted day one and two.

Then we can look at who started the wagon on slob, and then who was all too eager to jump on, but we established that we shouldn't really blame people for doing that since both investigative roles were gone...but then again the mafia could have started THAT rumor to keep everyone from blaming the pe...

Well then that just brings us back to...EGOAT!

Where were you on the night of last night?! Also on the nights of...the last two nights?!

Kidding, but yeah, I went ahead and did that. She was passive at best, only above that of slob. She was involved, but not really contributing too much.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. I was looking at ancestry.com the other day, and on my mom's side there was a MASSIVE spike in life length in the 1940s. Apparently everyone on my mom's side of the family back then was living to 104. We're your grandparents war profiteer...

Not enough bribes coming in from the forum's general populous Grye?

The ROTC scoped me in for a contract (which marks the commitment that you're pretty much in it forever) while I was still soul searching on what I wanted to do with my life. I'm still not super sure on whether or not the ROTC even fits with what my soul searching will tell me.

Guys, I'm scurred!