AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Nachalnik wrote:

TheStranger wrote:emotional abuse

i don't think that's what it is

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No, it sounds about right.

Wait! I almost forgot to suggest to poop in their cornflakes!

Now that you mention it, the whole college was sorta weird.

They only had the two people in any sort of administrative position, the stereotypical old teacher, and then the 5 students.

Just how long ago was the great college disaster.

I know, you can just imagine it...

*shudders*

I understand she wasn't obligated, but none of the solutions were any less convenient to her than the other. If she would have had to drive over flaming cobras while newts bite at her nipples in order to drop us off, then I'd agree. Such was not the case. EDIT: I also notice that most of the people ...

Bring your own friends and have your own conversations about video games... ...with blackjack! ......and hookers! Wow leave it to Malum to be reasonable and boring. Another gold star. I think she just forgets where she is sometimes. What would the Internet be without completely unreasonable, yet sat...

There's this science lecture at the university, and I had to relay on my roommate's girlfriend to get us there. There were two options: she drops us off, and then drives back to her dorm, or just drives to her dorm and we have to walk to the lecture. She chose the second option. We were 2 people awa...

Was a smidge predictable though.

"Oh look a slightly evil looking new gu-YOU MEAN HE TRIES TO KILL US?! WHAT?!"

It isn't just sex. Anytime a topic is just randomly brought up, it seems weird. That's why whenever someone, like a girl, just suddenly starts talking about video games, it brings up the question of why that person brought it up unprovoked. You being a nerd should just naturally pop up when the situ...

Verom wrote:my school had about 14 bombthreats my sophomore year.
a 10% chance of bombthreats did wonders for the school that year.

The almost school shooting we had turned out just to be some assholes who saw some kid with a BB gun thinking it'd be funny to call in a gun threat as him.

You could get not irritating bras.

The animated podcasts, and epic game fails are pretty much the only thing I can bother watching of theirs.

And that's all video gaming culture really needs in it! Hilarious video game shenanigans with reality based shenanigans on the side!

Even though that one scene from final destination is bodaciously PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!

He'll, half of that movie was physically impossible. I had to imagine it was actually in a universe were everyone was held together with Elmer's glue just to be able to believe it.

I'll just do my prelab for tomorrow's lab... "This week, you will be using avagadro to fuck around with molecules and shit." ......there is bodaciously no safety or procedures section! There is no way to write out a prelab without a safety or procedures section! Forgive me if I'm just misunderstand...

I consider myself a fairly grizzly person when it comes to gross, but that is just............

............wat?