AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm not saying it's weird, just slightly reversed what people would think it'd be.

So...um...I think I might've tripped into a relationship. There's this girl in my physiology (SHUTUP) class that I get along with pretty well. We exchanged facebooks (she found me) and she was sending me these "joke" RUCKY cards ("haha" joke not "I actually hate you" joke). One of them pertained to ...

O chem test tomorrow morning has been giving me that feel lately.

"So what're you doing tonight?"
"Studying......"
"WAAAAAAAAAT!?!?"

I've got to write a 2 page essay type thing over some comet/asteroid thing that's suppose to pass through the atmosphere tomorrow. I don't mind writing, and 2 pages is easy, but it's in my Biology class. What relation does an asteroid have with Biology? My teacher likes to just BS stuff. It's scien...

I am so ready for this test.

C'MON MOTHERFUCKER BRING IT!!

I have to concur. When you're 9, video games are more important than pretty much everything.

Dude, maybe trim your face a bit, go for broke on the whole "bald" thing and just shave your head, and smile more and you can definitely get past this whole buttfrustrated episode of "no one loves me".

My favorite is the fountain of doubt.

".........it's subtle, isn't it?"

Take hallucinogenic drugs.

It's been months since my first time and my grasp on time still kinda...kafuckles...from time to time...

...yeah, that's word for it...

just kidding, don't do drugs thur bad...

I once bought a journalism major a sandwich and they looked at me like I was the monopoly guy.

The thing about integrity is it's a system where having it actually gets you punished where not having it gets you off completely free. If it ever comes into question, it probably means you did something wrong and there's a chance no one will ever find out. If you have integrity, you admit your mist...

Tttthhhhhhhhbbbbbbt!

D-vid also should've found some poop in his cornflakes DM! You're underplaying the news!

Anyway, blah blah, first day, no one's suspicious, gonna bandwagon the no lynch train.

Gaming journalism to my decision to play video games has always been as important as how engrossing a project is predicted to be is to how much advanced notice I actually give to completing it (always done 1-2 days before it's due, no exceptions). I don't give a shit how many bad/good reviews dead s...

Isn't that...like...the very definition of a bribe?

I don't know, I could just not understand video game journalism.

...then again everything else ever would call that a bribe sooooooooo...