AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Luckily, given the sheer distance, all you have to do to cut off ties is bodaciously do nothing. If he calls or emails you, just don't respond.

Yeah, that sounds like it was a sticky situation from the start...it's one of the primary reasons I really dislike long distance relationships. My guess is he's had the second girlfriend for a while to provide the more "close to home" aspects of having a relationship, and it got dire when he agreed ...

Wow, guys, this took an unbelievably dark turn......

Yeah, guys, I'm also not really being serious. I don't need any further justification for eating meat than simply that they taste delicious.

Had to do a "Safety" section for a lab that involved chlorofom.

My submission:

High doses pose risk of pulmonary arrest. Often stereotyped as a controversial aphrodisiac.

Let's see where this gets me...

I take the route of evolution.

Not that "we evolved to eat meat and be better than the other animals" but more that cows and chickens could very well take measures to avoid being eaten (like spiders and bugs did by being scary as hell).

I have heard rumors that the drink can be taken via different means than the trditional oral route...

Welp, Prof. Droptheball dropped the ball again. I have to attend a seminar at the same time as a test in another of my classes. He didn't respond to my e-mail asking him about it either. Luckily, I got in touch with my professor at the last minute, and while I can't retake the test (I'll be given a...

It's less a drinking problem and more an agreement between me and the universe in tha t it continues to suply the goods and no one gets inconvenienced by my irritability.

AN AGREEMENT CANADIA BROKE!

Omnithea wrote:

Reyo wrote: 1. I do have my own stache...I'm not an ameteur.

Mario has a stache. You have a drinking "problem".

Ehhhhhhh tomato to-mah-to

Posting this here for both thread revival, and because the issue fits this toic more than it would the "Things that piss you off" section. One of my friends from high school who I've managed to maintain a working friendship with even in college has many hobbies that include "less than legal" activit...

got suspended from my online bank account but only found out about it because my mom "accidently" opened my mail i still haven't seen the letter so i have no idea how to get unsuspended You saying this plus how you regularly say your mom is towards you makes me curious as to the accuracy of the sta...

Omnithea wrote:

Reyo wrote:appolagy

Found an open store I see.

1. I do have my own stache...I'm not an ameteur.

2. Also no, I just can't spell worth a daisies.

Madican wrote:Nah he just realized mouthwash is technically alcohol.

NUH-UH......wait really?

I figured they threatened to give you a less sincere appolagy immediately following.

saximaphone wrote:I wish we had that in Canada.

Looks REALLY inexpensive.

Speaking of Canada, WHY DO ALL OF THE LIQUOR STORES CLOSE BY 11?!

It makes it really hard for a budding Irish drunk to get into his heritage!