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I don't want to go on xbox live today...

...I don't know what kind of shenanigans 343 planned for april fuls...

......then again maybe it's that they released some fancy DLC for free again!

no it wouldn't be that awesome

I half expected the mod april fools joke to be that the "disable censoring" feature on our profiles would be......disabled.

Moderators, I am disappoint...

Good thing I don't believe a thing you fuckers say anyway. Otherwise I'd be worried... Anyway, the EMS newsletter I get via email started my day off with an article saying "groundbreaking research shows EMS is unnecessary". Duchebags had me going for a while to... I can't wait until O Chem and Physi...

I have bodaciously never needed the book for any of the information that's been in it. At best, it's been a neat little thing to read about the game, but any sort of information that I'd ever get frustrated enough to actually look into outside sources to figure out, NEVER has that information been i...

Ask her to go to a restaurant with you.
Or to a non-comedy based movie.
Or to a church event not based around recreation.

I'll also take this time to bring up the previous advice I had in picking up some kind of hobby to keep you distracted, and get yourself busy, which will eventually make you happier.

The guy is willing to have two people in his life where he consistently lies about the nature of their relationship...and even if it was only you, and the other girl was in on it, that just makes it worse. Natch, I realize you guys were close at one point, and that you want to stay friends, but give...

And the lesson you learned from all of this is that when we tell you either to, or not to do something, you should maybe probably follow it... Any time a relationship ends where one person hurt the other in a horrible way, the hurt party does none of the initiation of further communication. Only the...

There's some B rated Will Ferrel cowboy movie on netflix if you're looking for cheap larfs.

Nach, sometimes people aren't deserving of forgiveness. This is one of those cases. What he did was both morally, and socially wrong and he is one of those people who are undeserving of your forgiveness. You can do so, but it would best be done to give yourself peace of mind more than anything else....

My question is if marriage and civil unions are meant to be synonymous in nature, why is there a need for the seperate word? Why not just call it "marriage" and save effort? Its a cultural thing, calling civil unions its own thing implies that its worth less than marriage, even if they had the same...

My question is if marriage and civil unions are meant to be synonymous in nature, why is there a need for the seperate word?

Why not just call it "marriage" and save effort?

Sloth wrote:Not sure if this is satire or not
Really freaking long

This is why we have a screening process before anyone is actually put in charge of anything...

The fact that the guy's product is a complete crock makes it 10x better.

"It's a mug that won't knock over if you hit it with barely enough force to knock anything over!"
*knocks over*
"Well you hit it real hard!!"

bro, I think that problem was fixed adequately enough by just making it sealable...

Syobon wrote:australia.jpg

You forgot to put an X where Steve Irwin's body is just a little North East of the landmass.