AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I look at my 3 maxed out characters with over 200 hours played on each on my 360 and all I can do is raise my eyebrow in query at all of this talk of "try to avoid it on a console" and "it's only playable on PC."

Up next, I get a life.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:No, he reprogrammed the game because her daughter wanted to play as the girl (and she's too young to worry about immersion, she just wanted to play as the girl).

OK that makes sense. It's been a while and all I could think was "Wait a second...this has happened before...with the roles reversed..."

I understand that the point of that was that he's a dick for being sexist, but for some reason, all I could think about was that story where some dad keeps reprogramming his daughter's games to have female protagonists. Because "How could she be expected to immerse herself in a game with a male prot...

>Lost my keys 20 minutes before class started. >Couldn't skip because I had to give a presentation. >Couldn't find the fuckers in the furious ten minute room destroying session. >10 minutes to go. >Decide to steal one of the roommates bikes since we share bike codes. >Both shitty as fuck. >Both tire...

no lynch

i always find Day starting games interesting on that initial day...

...because, to be honest, would we really even be in a mafia game? We would be just be a normal, functioning town until that first kill pops up...

...I mean...nobody's even been shot at to suggest there's a mafia.

Marcato, as someone who's been in your position, I can honestly say that the best peice of advice to stop that, despite how cliche, and wrongly misconstrewed it is, is to "stop looking" (so to speak). Sometimes, when you're "actively looking" for a girlfriend, you tend to do what Cori is suggesting ...

Oh my God that is hilariously disguistong...

Oh God...she didn't make you get a haircut, did she?

Drill weekend...

...HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!

No, that's not it. Those people get friendzoned...

For the exact same reason women have started giving ME attention. I stopped giving a shit and started acting more like a cocky dick (essentially the same thing that happens with you get a girlfriend).

Apparently this is called "confidence" to those observing from the outside.

I blame all of you guys for that. 100% of all my avatars have been dude based. I absolve myself of all responsibility for remebering what kind of bits you have below the waist.

OK then...what about Hassan-I Sabbah...

He didn't kill people with arm blades!