AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Exeres wrote:

Reyo wrote:just because you don't like it, it doesn't make it any less valid as "humor".

What makes it less valid as humor is that it's not funny.

The whole point of humor, though, is that it's completely subjective.

YOU don't find it funny.

It's pretty fucking shitty satire if that's what he's attempting. (He's not) As controversial as his humor style is, just because you don't like it, it doesn't make it any less valid as "humor". Besides, aggression is in the intent, not the action itself. While I may not find his style of humor all...

What does it consist of? It's essentially just limiting my spontaneous snacks and dinner portions. I'm serious it's the lamest diet ever, but I got really slim last summer by doing it. "lamest diet ever" Not so sure about that. Not only is that actually how you're supposed to go about weight loss (...

I'm also fairly certain EVERYTHING pewdiepie does is in pure satire. Racists generally don't act racist with humerous undertones. They get angry about it. They're not like "OMG look at that black guy eating watermelon HAHAHA!" they say "Look at that fucking n***** eating that watermelon like a godda...

Congratulations you are now caught up with everyone else who has heard of the movie and also has a brain. An unrealistic premise doesn't necessarily make for a bad movie. Jurassic Park made some wild assumptions in the field of genetic manipulation and also that the person who unlocked the technolo...

Just saw the trailer for "The purge". Stupidest goddamn premise for a movie I've seen. "Untapped aggression" is not why people commit crimes. Most of the time they don't even know they're going to do it until they're suddenly doing it, and it's usually for some situational motivation. Besides, any c...

They just did it again with a batch of vampires!

In Whiterun, they managed to kill half the city before finally being put down!

Jesus Christ what the hell are they feeding these guys?!

> Walking around Riften. > "Are you the one they call Dragonborn?" > Oh sweet, I get to do dragonborn on my new character. > While recieving threatening monologue, I see half a dozen riften guards develop behind the cultists. > 6 Riften guards against two cultists. > Can't get an arrow shot in edgew...

I used to get my meat almost well done just on the principle of "grossness" that is blood, but then a combination of factors made me rethink and start getting them more medium. Factors such as: 1) Biology teaching me that avoiding all of the "gross" things in the world is about as possible as gainin...

Pretty much yeah, Ashley's just...no.

You may think Kaiden is bad because he keeps hitting on you, but Ashley just goes from "I may be a bitch, but I have good intentions" to full on psychocunt.

To be honest, I'd rather be hit on by Kaiden than have to deal with psycho ex-girlfriend Ashley.

Gryewolf wrote:

It's not fair...It's just not fair!

Actually, that's exactly what you're concerned with. People aren't motivated by nothing.

School shooting isnt exactly a rational decision Well...just to analyze it, you deter criminal activity by garunteeing the perpetrator will get caught (since increasing the punishment just motivates getting away with it more). If a criminal looks at a situation, and sees anincrased chance at being ...

Oh my God I just got two phone calls from the campus emergency system, apparently the campus is on lockdown and there's an active shooter. Holy crap. I'm not on campus at the moment but they're not letting students leave the halls. Edit: The website says "armed man known to be in the vicinity of th...

I never really saw the friendzone as just something people get overly angry about "because the other party won't love me" because even that is too restricting to what actually happens. It's more when you start developing feelings for someone you consider a close friend, and they don't reciprocate th...