AWKWARD ZOMBIE

There's also the Cookie Crisp guy. I loved those comercials. Had a Wile E. Coyote feel to them.

That moment when I'm 100% prepared for when the universe tries to fuck me over thanks to previous episodes where it has already.

pizza = fast food

Tell that to the pizza guys. Took them a full 45 minutes to make our shit last time we got it...

I was aware of this already, I simply used the incorrect synonym.

You guys always ruin my jokes

Prepare to be disappointed.

I'm talking the flower itself, not just the stamen.

Unless you're talking about the vocabulary, then genetalia would work better.

And if he starts exclaiming about being covered in plant penises, you'll know to marry him right there on the spot.

I'm confused by that, because I based what I liked on what I was good at and then made that my major (first Biology, then Psych).

I figure if you're not good at something, then you're disliking the fact that you're not succeeding at it (like Chem, or History).

I feel like there'd be too much room for error for it to be worth it. Imagine if you ushed out too far horizontally, and you end up gaining too much kinetic energy before finally touching the slide.

Well...I also don't really care about how magnificent her tiddies are, I'm more concerned over whether or not it as a necessary step, which it's seeming like it was.

and as long as you keep up with your workout routine you can technically have cake every night and it won't affect you. of course i'd save the cake for AFTER your reach your goal lol soooooooo i'm not working next week apparently anyone want to give me cheddar in exchange for out of season knitwear...

Reyo, she has a gene that makes it to where she has about a 90% chance of getting aggressive breast or ovarian cancer in the future. The kind that develops insanely fast and that can easily spread through your body before you're even aware it's there. By having this procedure, her chances of gettin...

I've gained a bit of weight over the past few years. Not very noticeable on the outside, but I cringe a bit when I go to the doctor's to get weighed. I said I was going to work out more this summer... I should plan out a schedule. As I type this, my food intake for today so far has been a fast food...

It wasn't everything, it was her fucking breasts. They're not necessary for her life, but they did have a 90% chance of, in the future, killing her or at least making her life hell for a long time. She made an informed medical decision. What are you not getting. how much of a chance do you need bef...

I don't quite understand that, though. She either has it, or she doesn't, and if she does and catches it early, they can cut it out. Is she really going to remove all of her breast tissue just to try and prevent cancer? I understand it's a 90% chance, but it's been established that cancer can just ...