AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Why is it hard to understand?

Is that your new place?!

I thought that was an actual bird on the window.


How's Moral Realm? (not sure if I'm reading it right)

it's just in case they get hungry later

he's just being considerate gosh

I live close to new york princess brothel can we dress up like anime kawaiis together and embarrass ourselves in times square? IN OTHER NEWS http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpbijYf3Z1r4sqyeo1_500.jpg scandalous photo of our proletariats doing mod things like not moding and butt sex YOU VOTED THIS...

@Crisp and Wiffle
You two are super kawaii and really good at cutting your own hair.

Well aren't you just a cutie, little girl


And who am I making this autograph out to

BACON I JUST REALIZED YOU"RE USING MY EDIT ahahhahahahahahahahhaahaaaaaaa

I've come to face the fact that my mother probably never really cared for me and that her family are some of the worst people in my life. Even worse, I have to accept that my siblings are all heading down the road my mother is going and it scares me with how bad it can get. I can't do anything about...

OHKAY SO LAST NIGHT IN BERMUDA SUCKED MY BALLS. I went out with my brother and his friends to go clubbing. Yeah you know, I'm fine with that, even though it was my first time clubbing. Nothing big, I know my limit with alcohol and I was looking to just have a good time dancing. Cue random rich guy w...

that just sounds awful yikes

Yeah that's a much better explanation.

Guys, I have a confesssion. sometimes, when I'm all alone I sing . Sometimes about whatever I'm feeling, sometimes for a story I have in mind, sometimes stuff I just make up on the spot. Dude this is me, like, everyday. But I've gotten to the point where I don't care where I am. If I'm bored and tr...

not unless there are drills involved are you like, anti-fun because if you're anti-drill dick, you are anti-fun if you're anti-fun, you're anti-american I can shoot lasers and solve complex equations with my robo dick. CAN YOUR RUBBER BOOBIES DO THAT? HUH? They bounce. They hold their shape. They e...

The real question is, can we replace ALL dicks with ROBO DICKS?

Like, how girls get boob implants, only guys get dick implants and they are robo



AHAHA OH WOW KAMAK That was greaaaat

I'm expecting her to now say "i was hacked lol im not into robo dicks XD"