AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Found out last night that my great aunt Tanya passed away on Saturday. No one bothered to fucking tell me untill last night. Cant go to the funeral because I have no fucking way of getting there and back. Fucking fuck man. I'm very sorry for your loss Crispy. Why do you do this to yourself because ...

don't listen to them merlin I think it looks nice on you


they're just jealous they can't grow facial hair like you can

RikuKyuutu wrote:On the upside, Bunyip, there are about a thousand other, way worse things you could have said.





can't think of any right now, but they're there.

Like,

"I laugh at dicks in hands"

Idk

Why

no now it'll be forever known ;-;

This is exactly why Bacon will always be the most important member.

Spoony wrote: CHAPTER THE FIRST

I laughed at this harder then the dick in your hand.

Nothing, except BAN PEOPLE AND YELL AT EVERYONE. YOU'RE LIKE THE DAD THAT COMES HOME FROM WORK AND EVERYBODY FEARS THE MOMENT YOU WALK IN, TIRED AND WORN OUT FROM THE HARD'S DAY OF WORK. THEN YOU HIT YOUR WIFE AND GO OUT FOR ANOTHER SMOKE. I appreciate this forum for the wonderful experiences it's g...

"I-It's not like I want to ban you and call you wastes of living space or anything.....b-bakas!!"

I missed the art critic c':

I


WOW YOU'RE RIGHT. THERE'S NO ONE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE IF YOU LEAVE

I GUESS YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE THEN


also Bacon Bacon I forgot something



don't forget how much i appreciate you babe

He sleeps when he's dead, which is all the time.

Professor Spoony, it's like, 3 AM over there.

I understand you're dedicated to staying up and failing us on our exams

but go to bed goodness

It's certainly different. I find it interesting. I don't see blonde mustaches often.

Apparently, my dad had the same problem with his mom.

This seems to be a reoccurring pattern with this family.

People mistake my father for being Tuxedo Mask and my stepmom for being my sister.


Major awkward. Pop's 47 and stepmom is 31.